Darkstache BOOK ONE

Chapter one new friend's

"Hmmm..."i picked up another few boxes and went inside.Mark was helping me move into his house.Which is kinda nice since i didn't have a place before,i just would stay at whoever's place i killed for about a week.But mark didn't know that i killed people.

"welp looks like that's all the boxes"Mark places the last few boxes down and looks up at me"Well I'll let you get settled now."

Mark was heading towards the door when he remembered something."Oh yeah their are more egos by the by."After that mark smiled and left.Once he closed the door i got out my box with all of my guns and ammo were.

I smiled looking at my collection.He had a few pistols and knifes.I put the box in one of the drawers inside of dresser that was beside the bed.

KNOCK KNOCK NOCK

Who's that...Mabey it was one of the egos mark was telling me about?Well id love to make some friends!

I opened the door to find mark,"Oh hey mark!what are you doing back So soon?"

I smiled sweetly.But Mark just frowned raising an eyebrow."So what's your name I'm Darkiplier.But you may call me Dark."

I raised an eyebrow in confusion My eyes widened in realization"Oh!I-I'm sorry!You must be one of the Alter Egos mark was talking about!"I took my hand out"I'm Willford Warfstache by the by!"I said in my goofy accent,Dark shook my hand.

"Pleasure to meet you"

I smiled nice and wide,"You two!"SEE!I'm already making friends Phil!

I took a better look at him and noticed that his skin was grayish and his eyes were black and he had this aura around him...It was like a reddish blackish blueish aura thingy.

"So what brings you here?You've got to have a reason to actually want to live with a guy like Mark."

Well...i don't like lying and Mark never asked me why i was homeless...So i never had to tell him...

"Hmm....?Oh!Yeah come on in I'll tell you inside."

Dark looked a little confused but straightened his tie and walked inside.I closed the door and sat down on the bed.He patted a spot next to him as if asking dark to sit down next to him. Dark sat down next to me and put his hands on his lap.

"Well...i didn't exactly have a home before...i actually didn't have anywhere to go...so bumped into mark one night and we chatted abit got to know each other,We hung out for a while and when he asked to come over i told him he couldn't because i didn't have a place for him to come over to.He asked me if id like to move in with him and now I'm here!"

"If your homeless then why do you have so many boxes?"

I was a little shocked by the question." Uh...He bought me some clothes and stuff online they came in today..."

That seemed to clear things up."Alright.well i should get going now,I'll see you later willford."

I smile"Please call me Will!"

Dark looked abit taken back but said"Oh-well alright then..."I smile even bigger,and started swinging my feet.

Dark then left the room and once he heard the door close,I got up and checked my pocket to see if my gun and knife were there.

Good looks like its here...ugh i hate having memory lose every once in the while.Phil has to tell me what all happened about what exactly before...ugh...i sighed

"So...Will?"

"Oh hey Phil!"

"i see you've made friends?"

"yeah!isn't it great! i actually have a place to stay now and i actually made friends! its a win win!"

Phil frowned and leaned into me,he grabbed my chin and faced me towards him"Listen will..im a little worried about this will you continue the killing its the only thing that helps you relax!and if you stop you'll go crazy again and might hurt one of your new 'Friends"

I gasp"i-i wouldn't do that!"

"i know but i might!"

I frowned and slap his hand away,then i smile putting my fingers on his lips.He giggles and says with his weird thick accent"Awww come on Phil stop thinking like that...im going out right now to the club!"

"ah~so your ganna play around with a victim?"

My smile get even bigger and i laugh abit."OF COURSE!!!"I stand up and head to the door,I open it to find another Mark but this one had blueish eyes and had a G symbol on his chest glowing right through his shirt.

I smile."Hi I'm willford!call me will"

"Hello i am Google how may i assist you?"Google said in a somewhat robotic voice.

"What do you mean?"

"how may i assist you?"

"uhh....???"

"Mark told me to go and see if you needed anything?"

"oh well i don't really need anything-hey are you busy?"

Google looked a little confused but answered"No I'm free"

I smiled even bigger" would you like to watch some videos with me?"

Google looked stunned"u-um why would you ask me that?"

Oh shit! Did i do something wrong!"um sorry i just wanted to hang out with you...sorry if i made you upset...."He rubbed his neck and looked down.

"Oh no its quite alright its just that im a machine and no one really asks me to hang out with them.But i would love to"

I smile and lead him into my room.

I was going to go out but i can later.

"What would you like to watch?"Google asked.

"oh well iv never seen a movie before So can we watch a movie?"

"of course i have the perfect one."

Google moves his hands around on an invisible keyboard,A movie pops up in the opening it says'ZombieLand'

AUTHORS NOTE Zombie land IS AN ACTUAL MOVIE SO WATCH IT!!!ITS A GOOD MOVIE IT WAS MADE A FEW YEARS AGO BUT SO WHAT!!!!

Alright that's all for this chapter I'll post more tomorrow bye!