Darkstache BOOK ONE

Chapter nine

OK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD this is like the tenth time iv written this....I originally wrote like one thousand and some words but it didn't save and I'm super mad...

So sorry if you don't like this and sorry its short.

Also hope you like the picture i made it myself!

"who's your senpie?"

"Oh my senpie...well....it may be the guy that you moved in with...You know Mark..."

I smile Smugly"O i see..."

yandereipliers face turns bright red.

Ok well...i should probably get going...i want to surprise them by coming back early."

"oh...ok bye..."

"Bye!I'll see ya later yandere!"i wave my hand and go out the door.

In LA

I went to the LA hospital first for my medication.Will went over to one of the front desk"Hello I'm Willford Warfstache I'm here for my medicine"

The lady smiled and handed me a container full of pills"Take a pill twice a day ok?"

I thank her and give her the money but she refuses to take it"No no!it's free...i feel so bad for you... your keeping your head...and that's hard to do with your mental condition"

I thank her again and head to marks house on the way i sall a grocery store and went inside.

Will went into the alcoholic ail,"Ooh~They have whiskey!"I smile to my self and pick up two bottles then head to check out.

Afterwards i went to marks,will snuck inside they were all watching TV.I put my bag that had the whiskey on the dining room table.Then sat down on the couch in between Google and dark,i put my arms around the top of the couch so they were behind dark and Google.their faces seemed to redden a little when i did it.

I wonder why?

After the movie ended everyone went to the dining room table for dinner"HEY GUYS!"Another iplier ego that i haven't met yet yells.

"What Bing?"Asked dr iplier.

"Whys there whiskey in the table?"

I ran in and took the bottles"sorry but i bought em."I smile shyly"But if you want some I'll share"

Bing smiled brightly"Wow your cool!So you must be Willford Warfstache then?"

"Yes and your Bing?"

"Yep i can tell that we'll be best friends!"

I give him a bottle and open mine.

"REALLY A HOLE BOTTLE!You Are the best!"

I took multiple chugs of my bottle.

"Guys no drinking before dinner"Dark said.

"Aww~~but darky~i wanna drink more -"I slurred,i probably shouldn't drink right after taking my pills which have drugs in it,Since its getting me drunk twice as fast.

Darks face redden Google looked a little irritated.Why is he mad?

"How are you already drunk?"Mark asked.

"Nothing much...This gotta be some strong whis-key"Mark gave each of us a bowl of soup.We ate, Mark introduced me to host and king of the squirrels which were more egos.

"Hey...Mark-I think you would love to meet Yandereiplier~"I slurred my words after taking another chug of whiskey.

"Who's yandereiplier?"

"Another alter e-go me and him are great-Friends"

"Another iplier?"

"Yeah...he's that yandere version of you markimoo~Ya know that yandere simulator game..."

"Yes?"

"Well he's based off that~~"

"That means...he's a murderer..."

"Duh"

Mark paled a bit.

"Don't look so down~I'm friends with a lots a killers~"

"What..."

"Yeah...but don't worry if i tell not to hurt somebody they won't dare to kill em....Which means if i tell em not to hurt you or your loved ones they wont~"Am i really still drunk?

"Will your obviously drunk Mabey you should go to bed"Kots told me.

(I'm just ganna call KING OF THE SQUIRRELS Kots ok?)

"Yeah...you right you right i am really tired...."I get up and go to my room.

Suddenly i hear a knock from my door,Will gets up to open it.

"Oh...hey Google hi ya~"

Google blushes i look down to see that i didn't have a shirt on.

"What?Like what you see~"I purr.

That just makes googles face redden."Do-are single?..."

I raise an eyebrow crossing my arms.

"Yes...why you ask Google?..."Will slurred 'obviously still drunk...'

His face reddened even more...

"Do you like anybody?"

"Hmm....i guess i sorta like two people"