Y/N POV...
"Owwwwiee my back." I say, sitting up. My throat burns as a hot liquid rises in my throat. I put a hand over my mouth and run to the bathroom. Getting up too fast, my head pounds and my visions blurs into blackness in the corners of my eyes. I stumble onto the toilet and puke up some foul orange shit.
Thank god I live by myself.
My parents would kill me.
I barely remember anything from last night, besides going out with my friends for drinks.
I don't even remember how I got home.
My phone buzzes with a notification.
[ AN: Everyone has changed their usernames!!
Namjoon- JoonsTits
Jin- Jungkook
Suga- SavageBoi
Hobi- HOPE
Jimin- 🔥
Taehyung- Teahyung
Jungkook- Jin
Y/N- YumYum ]
Jungkook: Yah!! Why is the maknae line passed out in the bathroom naked!!!!
Jin: Yah!! Why is my head pounding?
Jin: WHY AM I FUCKING NAKED!!! HYUNG DONT LOOK AT MEE
Teahyung: Jungkook you're lying on me
Jin: EWWWWW I TOUCHED TAEEEEEE AND HES NAKEDDDD AAAHHHHH WHY IS THIS HAPPENINGGGGGG
🔥- Look all you want, I'm fucking 🔥👌
I read through all of last nights texts, hoping for some answers.
Oh shit...
I innocently save the pictures of Jimin ad Jungkook to my phone.
But...what happened last night.
Fuck. We actually said all that?
And I have Taehyungs number?
AND THEIR ADDRESS?
Oh noes.
I really hope they didn't have sex with each other 😱
I have grown to know that these boys are...hmm how to describe them.
Playful.
BUT, after last night...
They are playful horny boys. Well, the maknae line is.
Well, I don't blame them. Being a Kpop idol must be hard on there sexual life, since they are not aloud one.
Poor boys.
YumYum: hey guys...
Teahyung: UHHHHHHHHHH Y/N I CAN EXPLAIN.
Jin: YEAH SO WHAT HAPPENED.
YumYum: it's okay guys. We were all drunk. Let's just forget it. It didn't mean anything^^ right?
SavageBoi: Y'all just horny bitches. But hey, Y/N, you are welcome to change your username back to YoongiMarryMe. But spell it correctly this time!
Oh my god.
YOONGI.
SERIOUSLY BRO.
I was drunk. Doesn't he understand anything I say?
I sigh and reply to him.
YumYum: Bitch I will never marry you.
MeAnWhiLe At ThE BaNgTaNs HoUsE
Yoongi pouts, reading Y/N's text.
The Maknae Line have dressed and gone back to normal, as if nothing happened. Well, most of them do.
Yes, it was awkward waking up to each other all naked.
But the question is, how did they all get naked?
Last Night... ( Tae's POV )
Jungkook leans his head on my forming bulge, causing me to groan loudly.
I shake him awake, and point at my bulge.
"YAH! Look what you did!" I say, my words beyond understandable to any sober person. But Jungkook understood.
He pokes it. "Why is it so hard? What you put on pants?" He giggles.
"YOU DID THIS. NOW FIX IT!!" My yelling wakes up Jimin.
"Yah! WHO WANTS TO SEE ME STRIP?" Jimin says, standing up and talking to the mirror. He takes his shirt off.
I look at him as Jungkook keeps...poking a certain something.
I grab his hand and wrap it around my bulge.
He squishes it.
"What is this?" He reaches for my pants zip, while Jimin does the same to his pants while admiring himself into mirror.
I stop Jungkooks hand.
"I'm hornyyyyyy." I whine.
Sweat pours down Jungkook's forehead. "AISH SO HOTT." He literally rips his shirt off as I watch the sweat drip down him chiseled chest. I lick my lips.
"What you look at Teeee." He whines and pouts. I close the space between us and suck his pouted lip into my mouth.
He pushes me away.
Then kisses me sloppily, tongue everywhere.
The rest of our clothes soon go off as I stumble to sit on the sink bench. Jungkook stumbles onto his knees and starts sucking my bulge, hard.
I groan loud.
Then I notice Jimin in the corner, staring at us and pouting.
Oh WeLl.
Jungkook groans onto me, causing me to moan loudly.
I soon cum in his mouth, which he spits out.
"EWWWWW TAE PEE IN MY MOUTHHHHHH." I get off the counter, but don't land on my feet. I stumble to the floor, then pass out.
The last thing I hear is Jimin slurring Boy With Luv and feel Jungkook laying on my lap.
But of course, they were so drunk most of them didn't remember. But the memories are coming back to Taehyung.
As soon as he remembered, he ran to his clean bathroom and brushed his teeth for ten minutes straight.
But, luckily for him, no one else remembers. He will just have to forget it.
And he will.
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《DIONYSUS》 k.nj, k.sj, m.yg, j.hs, p.jm, k.th, j.jk
FanfictionA drunk-ass chat that involves a girl named Y/N and the seven members of BTS. *cough 100% normal*