《DIONYSUS》 k.nj, k.sj, m.yg, j.hs, p.jm, k.th, j.jk

Prologue

The phone resting on my stomach starts vibrating, nonstop.

I stare at it, confused.
I never get this many texts.

I unlock it and look at the new chatroom that somehow popped up on my phone.

*Unknown User has joined the chat*

TaeTae: OI MAKNAE!! TELL ME WHERE U AT RIGHT NOW U LITTLE HO-

KooKoo: Never

Namtiddies: You two calm down! There is no reason to fight over this.

TaeTae: HE RAN AWAY WITH TANI! HOW CAN I NOT BE FURIOUS?!?!?!

SpicyJinRamen: Guys.

SpicyJinRamen: Someone joined our chat!

TaeTae: U LITTLE IDIOT U BETTER COME OUT NOW FROM THE BATHROOM!

KooKoo: NO! You will hurt me 😭

TaeTae: Why would I hurt my little Kookie?

HoeBi: Unknown User? What if it's a robot?

HoeBi: Can it talk? Hello?

TaeTae: THATS WHAT U GET U HOMO

KooKoo: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT HURT MEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭

I look at the phone.
...Should I say something?

Unknown User: Hello?

TaeTae: hi

MeowMeow: Why do I hear Jungkook crying? I'm trying to sleep here.

KooKoo: WHAT IF THIS UNKNOWN PERSONS A RAPIST?!? IM TOO CUTE TO GET RAPEDDDD.

HoeBi: Why did you join our chat?

Unknown User: I didn't join it. It just appeared on my phone I swear.

MeowMeow: Okay nice meeting you. I'm going to sleep.

SpicyJinRamen: Yah! Jungkook calm down.

KooKoo: DONT TELL IT MY NAME!

Unknown User: It? Excuse me? Have some manners!

HoeBi: Did any of you guys add this person?

JiBootyBoi: It was an accident...

NamjoonieTitties: Jimin. When did you do it?

JiBootyBoi: I got drunk last night and started adding random numbers to this group chat. I guess one of them worked.

KooKoo: Hyung you're the reason of my future death. Remember that.

Unknown User: Can't you just kick me out of the chat?

Namtiddies: we will kick you out tomorrow. You can't join and be kicked out on the same day.

HoeBi: Yeah. I already tried to kick them out but it wouldn't work.

Unknown User: okay.

TaeTae: How old are you?

Unknown User: I'm 19. And you TaeTae?

TaeTae: 23. All of us are in our twenties!

KooKoo: KIM TAEHYUNG SHUT UP.

HoeBi: So what's your name!!

SpicyJinRamen: We shouldn't be telling them stuff about us!

NamjoonieTitties: Jin is right. We should not talk to them.

TaeTae: I WANT TOOOOoo. What's your name????

Unknown User: uhhh...Y/N

Why did I tell them my name? I slap myself in the face. They seem nice, but everyone lies, and they could be doing the exact same thing.

TaeTae: Y/N....YOU ARE A GIRL????!

KooKoo: What?!?!?

SpicyJinRamen: Jungkook just fell off the couch! 😂

TaeTae: There he goes with that annoying laugh again...BTW Y/N you seem nice! Change your username for now to anything you like!

Namtiddies: even though she IS leaving in a day Taehyung.

TaeTae: cmonnnnn. Give her a chance!

*Unknown User changes username to EXO-L Y/N*

KooKoo: ...

TaeTae: YOU LIKE EXO?!??

EXO-L Y/N: yeah!! They are soooo CUuttTeEe!

SpicyJinRamen: YAH! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ME?!? IM FUCKING WORLDWIDE HANDSOME.

HoeBi: Have you heard of BTS Y/N?

EXO-L Y/N: I think I've seen them on the news once.

HoeBi: You're talking to them right now.

EXO-L Y/N: What.

And that's how it started.