Death High School

Chapter 3: Upperclassmen Vs Lowerclassmen

So it's just another day in Death High School and the club (MLM,Dora And Sonic) are having a discussion about anime opening songs
(All Of them are certified weaboos)

Dora: Yo! Dudes.. What do you think is the best anime opening?

MLM: Isn't it the Kakegurui opening? In my opinion that's the best opening in the world...

Dora: Ah... It's good but far away from being the best... What do y'all think about Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul??

MLM: (Tries to sing Unravel) Oshiete.. (Cough Cough)... That's something I approve of...

Sonic: What about A Cruel Angel's Thesis? From Neon Genesis...

Dora: Zankoku na Tenshi no TE-ZE~~ (Singing with weird arm moves)... Dude I really like Evangelion... But what about Guren no Yumiya?

MLM: Sied iher das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! Bro that OP is hype!!! Telling ya!

Sonic: Yeah! (I haven't even Watched AoT)

Jeremiah: Tsk... You wanna be a fanboy? At least get the lyrics right... It's "Having Sex With The Beast and The Eagle"...

(Silence)

Dora: Like dude literally... How dumb can you be? Ughhhh...

Jeremiah: What do you mean by Dumb? I'm damn serious and sure that they say "Having Sex With The Beast and The Eagle"

Kiddo: Uwaaaa!! Don't fight!!! Just google the lyrics or something...

Everyone: (Amazed by Kiddo) Okie!!

Jeremiah: Anyways... Lets do this!!! If your's is right I'll give you my new Watch....

Dora: (Dayummm!!! That's the watch I always wanted... But what do I give him if I win?)
Ummm okay.. You can have my Lunch if you win...

Jeremiah: Eww no!!! Didn't your sister make that? Ewww

Dora: (Umm What do I do now?)
Okay!!! You can take Sonic's phone if you're correct..

Sonic: Wait... N... (Gets cut off)

MLM: Shut Up Sanic or Sonic... Come back when you're a main character...

Jeremiah: Okay then... Lets check!!!

After checking

Dora: See!!! It's what MLM said...

Jeremiah: Oh yeah... Now I remember... They say "Sied iher das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!" in the censored version.. But in the Original version they say "Having Sex With The Beast and The Eagle"....

(Silence)

Jeremiah: As we both are correct... We keep our things...

Sonic: Yay!!

MLM: Fine! (Turns around) Oh Hey Kiddo!!

Dora: (Supposedly Frozen For Life).... That's hax....

Meanwhile in the 1st year classroom...

Kamui: Hey Shin, Have you listened to "Bar Bar Bar" by Crayon Pop? It's like the best song ever...

Mad: Yeah... It is very good...