“Okay, I’m bored talking about this now, I want to move on… So then did you stick your penis in her vagingo?”
“Vagingo? What are you nine?”
“I’m gonna take that as a yes.” I laugh. “Did you use a condom?”
“Always.” Harry seems to be relaxing a tad bit. He is still hesitant in his answers, but I can tell that he is a little more willing to talk to me.
“Did she let you do butt things?” I raise my eyebrows at him.
“God no. You’re a girl, so you know…”
I don’t actually know. I assume that it probably hurts but there has got to be a reason that people do it during sex, so it must feel good…
“Did you guys like orgasm at the same time?”
“No, it doesn’t normally work out that way...” He says and takes the beer from my hand so that he could drink it. “Normally she’ll… y’know… once or twice first then I’ll pull out and take care of myself.”
“So then did you ejaculate on her?”
“What? I can't keep up with you. First you’re using little kid words like ‘boobies’ and ‘vagingo’ and then you’re sounding like a damn doctor when you use words like ‘ejaculate.’ No one says ‘ejaculate’ unless they’re in a doctor’s office.”
“What should I say then?”
“I don’t know, but pick whether you want to go about this as a nine-year-old talking on the playground to their friends or a parent who’s giving the sex talk to their kid. Goddamn. Better yet, just talk to me like you, my 22-year-old best friend. That’s what I want…” He finishes my beer and puts it down with the other empty. “Well actually what I really want is to not talk about this at all…” he grumbles at me.
“Too bad.” I chirp. “So you didn’t answer the question. Did you…come? Is that a good word? Okay, did you come on her?”
“Uh…No, I didn’t actually finish…”
“Oh, so did your balls turn blue then?”
“You know that’s not a thing, Skylar. Right? What kind of a question is that? Some of these questions are weird, have you ever actually had sex before?” He laughs.
“No.” I blurt out.
His laughter quickly dies and his teasing face is replaced with a look of utter jaw-dropped shock. I pinch my lips and look away. I didn’t mean to tell him that just yet. Sex may be an important part of his life, but not of mine. Let’s be honest here, there is really not too much to talk about with me. I wish I could take it back when I see Harry’s shocked face, though, so I just blush.
“I’m going to get another beer.” I quickly mutter and stand to escape the situation.
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A Falling Sky
FanfictionAnother Harry Styles fanfiction...but hey! Give it a chance! Bound together since birth, She's the Sky and He's the Earth. Skylar Reed has always been able to change the weather and her soul mate, Heath, can control the earth. They have been bound t...
