Zan'tui: sitting in a chair with an empty chair next to her with a tiny stick figure drawn onto it and taped to the chair. "Hello oomans! I and my beloved Erwin are here to answer your questions!"
Paper stick figure drawing of Erwin: "...."
Zan'tui: "Today's question comes from @Grayland-san and they ask. 'If you were to stub your foot, toe or any body part inside the ship, how painful would it be?' Good question, and to answer your question. Very painful...
Sai'jao: *Walks in* "Hey Zan'tui...uh... Is that a stick figure drawing of Erwin?"
Zan'tui: "Stick figure? No this is Erwin. I don't know what you're talking about...."
Sai' jao: "uh huh.... Anyways how's about you and I go out and get something to eat, you've been talking to yourself for the past month...."
Zan'tui: "Sure, Erwin can come along!" *grabs stick figure drawing*
*Zan'tui and Sai'jao leave the room.*
*Suddenly an Armored Erwin falls through the roof.*
Erwin: "Fuck couldn't she have put me inside the room instead of putting me 30 meters above the entire fucking house..." *Slowly gets up and sits in a chair.* "Ok, the next question comes from @thechristainfucker Nice name... And has asked me if I have 'Told Zan'tui about my flashbacks/visions' Good question... Yes and no... But mostly no. before I kinda died I really haven't told her much about my flashbacks. Other than SOME of my stories... I have not and maybe will some day tell her of the flashbacks that still plague me... For visions. No as well... I don't like to share my problems. And for a tidbit of free information. I started my service to the reich in '39 and all the way up to '45 when I met Zan'tui... To give an estimated amount of shit I've been through... Now that concludes the questions. Remember, the trees have eyes."
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Huntress Und Wehrmacht - Ask Erwin and Zan'tui!
RandomSo guys as to try and keep you entertained over the span of months without a new chapter here's this. Hop in, go to the commentsand ask a question. It can be directed to Erwin, Zan'tui, or both!
