A Child from Apocalypse Has no Common Sense (Indefinitely Onhold)

Common Sense

Hiro is a bit weird.
He doesnt know almost everything.

"What? Why are there so many woman?"

"Hiro, calm down. They are the salesladies. Say Hi to them."

"And you are even showing so much skin? What if you get rape? Or worst, you become a breeding tool?"

I snatch Hiro and basically run away from the stunned women.

Hiro blinks his eyes and didnt even apologize.

"That is very rude,Hiro!" I said angrily.

He shakes his head and look away.
"I cant believe it. Look. So many woman walking in the street with the same clothing! I cant believe that 1 mellinium ago, female are very shameless and brave!"

"Urgh... can you stop...Hey! Dont run."

"Villin, buy me this meat! It smells good."

Villin face flushed red when he heard the staffs snickering.

"Urgh. Im sorry. This is his first time in a mall."

"Villin, buy it."

"Yes. Yes."

After Hiro runs in the supermarket the basket are now full of different types of raw material.
Villin doesnt even know how to cook so he doesnt know what to do.
But looking at Hiro's expectant eyes he cant say no and just think hiring a cook is not bad now that he have a kid to feed.

"I will carry these. You go to the car." Villin said when he saw Hiro taking one plastic bag in his hand effortlessly.

He takes the plastic but once Hiro let go he almost fell down.
This...It is so heavy!

"How...Why?..."

"Villin?"

"N-nothing. It is a bit heavy. Sorry, can you help me?"
Villin is a bit shy asking a child to do physical labor but he doesnt know that that one plastic is really heavy.
He even hear the plastic bag ripping sound.

But poop.
The thing disappeared.

Villin doesnt know what to do and his body tremble shaking.

"It is better to store it inside the Storage ring. I wonder why we carry it over here. If I know ,I'll just put it in the storage ring right away. So that is why that cashier didnt ask if we have storage ring. How inconvenient."

"Wait! Wait! What did you do?!"

"Storage ring. Here. I didnt steal it. This one is not private ring so you can access it."

Hiro throws it to Villin. Villin touches the ring but nothing happened.
Villin looks at Hiro.

"Ah! You have to say 'Storage Open'." Hiro says enjoying Villin's expression.

"I didnt hear you saying it!"
Villin face flushed as if he is being fooled.

"Of course, Im an experience user. You are an amateur so you cant do it without the incantation."

".....I dont believe you."

"Hahahaha."

Villin face flushed.

"Storage Open! See nothi---What? What is this in my head?! Where am I? What is this?!"

"Calm down." Hiro touches Villin's hand.

"Hiro? Hiro?"

"Do you see the items inside the ring?"

"What? What? I...I see a bright room. It is empty."

"Look down."

"Oh. Our grocery...How?"

"Take it out. Anything."

"How? I cant move my hand! What? Where is my hand? I can feel you holding it but I cant move it!"

"Hahahaha.. I never seen anyone trying to use a storage ring like this before. 1 millenium people are very funny."

"Funny?! Im not playing with you. Bring me out!"

"Just say, 'Storage Close'."

"Fuck! Close it off. Storage Close forever!"

Villin blinks.
He see the clear eyes in Hiro's face.

"Hiro! Im so happy to see you again!" Villin hugs Hiro tightly.

Hiro smiles and rubs his back.

At the next second, Villin drives his car home.
He rides immediately.

Hiro is not worried.
In zombie seige they always have to drive frantically more scarier than this.

Villin pull him inside the house.

"Tell me about this Apocalypse! That ring! Everything!"

"Calm down Villin."

"No! How...How on Earth?!"
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"You mean you come from time of Apocalypse?"

The child nods.

"You mean that you are slightly stronger than normal because the genetics of humanity has long since evolve and become sturdier?"

The child pauses thinking and then nods.

"You mean that Apocalypse will happen 15 years from now and you are from when the Apocalypse begun 1000 years ago?"

The child looks confuse as he furrow his brow.

"You dont have to believe me. Why look so confuse?"

Villin has even more of a headache cause this child is so not cute at all. How can he not believe after what he sees?

"Should I cook dinner?" Hiro stands up.

"Okay...Wait..What? You can cook? You?"

"Anyone in the apocalypse can. If not you might die in hunger than from zombie attacks."

"......Im still.."

Villin eyes widen.

"Lets eat this."

"L-l-leg?! That is a....H-h-human leg?!"

"Hey dont look at me like that. I get this in a legal way."

"Take it away! No! Store it in that storage what if someone sees it? Theyll think we are cannibals!"

"I dont eat human because I want too. If I dont eat meat for a month my body will feel sluggish. This is a criminal's leg so--"

"I dont care! Hide it! Throw it away!"

"But.."

"Meat! I will make you eat all the meat you want but dont eat human!"

"....okay. Thanks. What do you want me to cook?"

"Vegetable! I doubt I can eat meat tonight. Or tomorrow."

"....Why?"

"......because of what you showed me! And...just to clarify, you are not a cannibal right? You are not an Aswang right?"

"What are you talking about? Human meat is very legal--"

"Shut up! Shut up!"

Hiro sigh.
He doesnt know why Villin is acting like a frightened kitten.

A/N :

See.
I updated.
Hahaha.
Thanks for reading.

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