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Hey guys! sorry for the looong wait but A level's taking a toll on me.

Urgh, I'm starting to doubt my career choices.

Anyway enjoy!

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Isabella: And of course there's the other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight.
Phineas: Well I know what we're going to do tonight. *looks flirtatiously*
Isabella: REALLY?!
Phineas: YEAH! We're going to make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space!
Vivian: Your mother is right, Phineas, you have such an active imagination!
Isabella: Not active enough...

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Isabella: *Gestures to bag* All I want for my birthday is some alone time with - never mind. *Walks off*
Baljeet: You wanted to be alone with this bag?

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Doofenshmirtz: I don't know how they got the picture in the magazine so quick. I guess they're trying to compete with the internet.

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Candace: I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times. She held it backwards and upside down. But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?
♪ If they would just open their eyes, they'd see that I've got everything it takes, I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! ♪
Buford: Ya feelin' better?
Candace: Yeah. Thanks.

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Stormtrooper 5: Look sir, a magic flute!
C.O.: (puts his head in hand) No, that's a stick!

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Tour Guide: Are you folks ready for a little adventure?
Lawrence: Oh, yes, we're ready for our journey of self-discovery while crawling through the belly of the Earth.
Tour Guide: Say what?
Lawrence: Well, like the ad said, "Inner Spelunking with Soul".
Tour Guide: What?! Oh, no, no, no! It's supposed to be "Saul", S-A-U-L. That's my name, Saul. There will be absolutely no self-discovery.
Lawrence: Awww.
Linda: You go on and self-discover, hun.

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(Perry gets trapped in foam)
Doofenshmirtz: Ha! You like that? It's a gift...foam-a me to you!


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Phineas: Well, according to the pocket barometer, the atmospheric pressure has lowered dramatically since this morning.
Buford: You checked the atmospheric pressure this morning?
Phineas: Yeah. I check it every morning. After I brush my teeth.
Buford: You brush your teeth every morning?
Phineas: Well, yeah.
Buford: Huh. (beat, to Baljeet) He thinks he's better than us.
Baljeet: We should monitor the conditions in the upper atmosphere. I have a weather balloon.
Buford: Why would you have a weather balloon?
Baljeet: Buford, you have full-sized molds of all of us.
(beat)
Buford: We should use Baljeet's weather balloon!


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Random woman: If those were my boys, they would be so busted.
Candace: Please, adopt me now!


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Announcer: It's time for Girls Freaking Out!
Candace: I love this show. It makes me feel so normal.


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