Ok so I want to try something
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Narrator(from musical cliptastic countdown): From the Wattpad studios, animated live in front of a studio audience- (normal voice)ok so maybe it's NOT live and NOT animated in front of a studio audience, but you get the point. So anyway like I was saying, (back to professional voice) presenting the Phineas and Ferb Funny moments, a Doof special! And now our host, Roxiearth.
Roxiearth: Hello everybody, I just wanted to apologize for the delay, I was pretty busy this week, and beside that I was waiting for 8 votes because I accidentally pressed the 'vote' button making it 7. I don't even know why they allow us to vote for our OWN posts, I mean of course I'll vote for myself, I'm freaking awesome! Right? *cricket chirps*
Ok anyway back to the funny moments, as you all know it will be a Doofentshmertz special!
Doofentshmertz: ooh! A whole part dedicated to me? I'm honored!
Roxiearth: Hahaha, yes Dr. D, I have made a whole part especially for you, but lets also thank the voters who voted for this.
Doofentshmertz: Yes, yes, thank you.
Roxiearth: So lets go to Doof's headquarters and see what funny moments we can find
*Doofentshmertz Evil Incorporated*
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Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, you are too late. Wait, is it eleven o'clock yet? (Pauses for a beat) Now! Now you are too late!
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Anyway, today is the day that I become the supreme leader of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.! You remember L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally bleblebluh whatever? Huh? Remember them? Well, we gotta get moving. Maybe we'll get some hot dogs or something on the way. You like hot dogs, right?
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You see, it occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by "fire", I mean Perry the Platypus. And by "fire", I ALSO mean Perry the Platypus. (beat) It occurred to me while I was on fire.
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Roxiearth: Weren't those funny Dr. D?
Doofenshmertz: Ah yes, they bring back such good memories.
Roxiearth: Say, since its a Doof special, why don't play a funny Doof song?
Doofenshmertz( gasps): That's a great idea!
Roxiearth: Alright lets play the song
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I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons
Though I'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds
Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care
But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair
If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart
I've been shot in the--
(Doofenshmirtz faints and the animals stare at each other)
{Episode: 'Bad Hair day'}
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Roxiearth: Haha! That was AWESOME!
Doofentshmertz(grumpily): Don't remind me...
Roxiearth: Ok now back to the funny moments
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Norm: You like playing ball with me, your son.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Really, I like that?
Norm: Yes.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What else do I like?
Norm: Crunchy eggs for breakfast.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I do? Man, what kind of weirdo am I?
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(During Dr. Doofensmirtz's flashback)
Young Roger Doofensmirtz: Sweet Aunt Bephy, you have always been my favorite.
Aunt Bephy: Roger, so polite. Heinz?
Young Dr. Doofensmirtz: That's some mole!
(To the present time)
Dr. Doofensmirtz: Heh, it takes a long time to clean out a chicken coop with a spoon.
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Dr Doofenshmirtz: I'm a genius!! For real this time
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Doofentshmertz: Hey Roxiearth, how many funny moments will be there?
Roxiearth: Ten.
Doofenshmertz(surprised): Only ten?!
Roxiearth: Yes, now how about we get back to them?
Doofentshmertz(grumpily): Fine.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair? What do you know my horoscope was right...
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Doofenshmirtz: (After falling on top of a girl in a beauty pageant and geting crowned the most beautiful): Oh I am honored. And at the same time humiliated, so thank you and curse you.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (tranquilized) Mama, I'm pretty!
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Stand back in awe!
Inator shorts out (Because its wired incorrectly)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aw.
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Roxiearth: Wasn't that fun? I hope you enjoyed as much as I did-
Doofenshmertz: Noo!! It can't be over.
Roxiearth: I'm sorry Dr.D, maybe we can have another one again if the viewers want.
Doofenshmertz: If you wouldn't do more, I'll force you to do more (evil laugh)
*Doofentshmertz pulls out 'Mind-inslave-inator'*
"My name is Doof, and you'll do what I say. Whoop! Whoop!
My name is Doof and you'll do what I say. Whoop! Whoop!"
Roxiearth: Oh no! Agent P! Agent P!
Doofensmertz: Wait, Perry the platypus is here too?
*Perry chatters, and then fights Doofenshmertz and destroys inator*
Roxiearth: Oh thank you Agent P!
*Perry chatters while lifting his fedora*
Roxiearth: Well I hope you liked this special, and don't forget to vote!
Bye!
"My name is Doof, and you shall vote for this. Whoop! Whoop!"
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Ok so like I said I wanted to try this out, i know it's not very original but it IS copied from Phineas and Ferb.
Tell me what you think, and also comment which other character special I should do, I won't do it this way if you don't like this. 7 votes for the next, normal one!
Don't forget to check out my Phineas and Ferb fanfic!
~Roxiearth
XOX
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Phineas and Ferb Funny Moments
HumorAll Phineas and Ferb fans know that it's a very hilarious show. I've combined the funny moments so you all can enjoy them in one area!
