I went to the fridge to get a drink, I took out (f/d) and poured it in a huge glass. As I walked back to the couch I heard edwardo outside my door. I peek out the window to find an eye looking through the window as well.
"AHH!" I screamed falling back spilling my drink all over me. I trudged to the door and opened it with a furious face.
"Hey (y/n) I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me"
"NO I HAVE PLANS !" I slammed the door on him.
Edwardo's pov
"She so into me"
I walked away from the door to get her some flowers but little did I know I saw Tord walking to her door! I just watched in shock when he knock on the door.
'she not gonna answer to that loser ha I know that for sure can't wait to see the look on his face'
I saw her actually open the door, she gasped at the flowers and hugged him and even gave him a kiss on the cheek! I got a little closer and tried to hear what they were saying. He asked her on a date!!!
'What the hell!!!!'
He left with a huge grin on his face and held his hand on we're she kissed him. No way was I gonna let this happen shit just got real!!!
Time skip
You guys ready for the plan?
"Yes" they both nodded, we were all dressed in black so we wouldn't be seen.
"Okay guys before we get started let's try not to get this black sweater dirty it's my moms"
"You are such a sorry excuse for a human.." I face palm myself hard, as mark did too. I watched (y/n) and tord go in the car.
"Come on guys !" We drove behind them the whole way.
***
They stopped at a fancy restaurant called. 'Łe fàncy' (so sad T-T) we ran in before them and tried to get in but was stopped but the reservation guy...(what the hell do u call them ???idk leave comments below)
"Excuse me sir do you have a reservation?" He asked me.
"No but my fist dose!!" I punched him in the face knocking him out cold.
"Jon put on his clothes and get rid of him and stall (y/n) and tord for a bit"
He blushed but agreed. I walked up to the kitchen and before we walked in I look behind seeing (y/n) walking up to jon.
"Hi sir we made a reservation for 8" she said quietly.
Before he could answer the song fancy came on.
"OH SNAP DIS MY JAM!!" He started dancing in front of them. I laughed and went in, me and mark snuck behind the chef since they were all involved in there cooking and shit. We found two uniforms and put them on, we giggle and turned around to bump into the boss.
"Hey! Who are you too?"
"We're the... Uh.. New chefs?"
"Really well what's your name..?"
"*gulps* I'm Fernandez joshmahmahneha and this is..." I tired to think of a name for mark but he said it before I could"
"..............bob........."
I almost bursted out laughing at that comment but we were nearly dead meat.
"Well I'm gonna check the list..."
"Oh crap.."
The boss walked away and came back with a little clipboard. He squinted at the paper and read.
"Tim, Tom, Jeff, bob... And fernandez joshmahmahneha? "
"Y-yes sir" mark said like a little school girl.
"Well bob and Fernandez joshmahmahneha welcome to the crew your first order is from the cutest couple ever, tord and (y/n) want a steak medium rare and a small salad." He said shoving us infront of a stove.
"Get to it"
We both smiled and got to work.
I put many bugs in tords steak and even put some of jon's armpit hair...
>:3
"Order up!" I said giving the food to the waiter. We both look out the door window for them to eat, this was only step one of our little plan. I watched tord take his knife and cut into the steak, he put the food In his mouth a few seconds later he started to spit the food out. We both started laughing hysterically and even cried, I saw (y/n) go up to tord with a confused look and she call the waiter. She started to scream at the waiter.
"Ok plan one done! Next send out the badger" I told mark to get the animal and let him loose.
I open the cage door and made the badger smell the hair sample I had got from tord. (Long story)
"Go get him" with that I sent him out the door he ran up to tord attacking his face. I heard him scream and (y/n) tired to punch it off but ending up hitting tord at the same time, she eventually got it off and she gave it a big kick. Tord had scratch marks all over his face and was in rage, (Y/n) patted his back to clam him .
"Okay last thing mark tell jon to drop the cow shit..."
Mark nodded and called Jon.
"RELEASE THE SHIT!!!" She screamed as Jon did what he was told and I saw a plie of crap drop on tord. I couldn't stop laughing at this, and we got caught by the boss he kicked us out but hell it was worth it...
