I'm doing something different this time. Oof hope y'all like it.
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BakuSquad
BakuBITCH, Crocs, WallyWifu, Scotch, DunceMeMes
WallyWifu: did you hear about
The Italian chef that died?
WallyWifu: he pasta way.
BakuBITCH: don't fucking start.
DunceMeMes: he ran out of thyme
BakuBITCH: NOT TODAY
Crocs: here today gone tomato.
Foot fetish: his wife is still upset,
cheese Still not over it.
Scotch: we never sausage the tragedy coming.
BakuBITCH: I will kill all of you.
WallyWifu: ashes to ashes
Crocs: crust to crust
Foot fetish: there's not mushroom for Italian chefs in today's world.
BakuBITCH: all of you will die painful deaths.
BakuBITCH: I'll make sure of it.
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Foot fetish: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
BakuBITCH: really?
WallyWifu: i Dont know.
DunceMeMes: what?
Foot fetish: a condescending con descending.
BakuBITCH: Get the fuck out.
Crocs: that....that was beautiful.
DunceMeMes: yeah.
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Foot fetish: you know how there's a theory that no two people see color the same?
DunceMeMes: really?
BakuBITCH: your a dumbass.
Foot fetish:
Anyway, does that mean color is like
BakuBITCH: Dont you dare.
Foot fetish:
a pigment of your imagination?
BakuBITCH: YOU FUCKING DIDNT.
Foot fetish: Huehuehue
Crocs: even that laugh was a pun.
BakuBITCH: i hate you all.
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DunceMeMes: I'm good at math. U + I = 69
BakuBITCH: really? Did you google that one?
Foot fetish: wait that would mean
That I= 59 and U sure are a ten.
DunceMeMes: oh.
Foot fetish: No wait. U + I = 145
As the atomic number for uranium
Is 92 and the atomic number for I
Is 53 cause we got good chemistry.
Crocs: gosh dang it. Why are those so smooth?
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WallyWifu: Washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft. It's the greatest form of entertainment.
DunceMeMes: what?
Crocs: uh
Scotch: Oof?
BakuBITCH: wtf
Foot fetish: I think you gave them boners.
Foot fetish: I agree I like putting the soap bar
Between them and seeing how far I can
launch it. I busted a light once.
Crocs: that-that sounds pretty impressive actually.
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