BakuBITCH, Crocs, WallyWifu, Scotch, DunceMeMes
Foot fetish: Soo I did something...
BakuBITCH: what'd you fucking do now?
Foot fetish: so I was talking to my bisexual friend.
Crocs: and?
Foot fetish:well the conversation
went like this.
Foot fetish:
Me: hey!
Me: HEYJXZJSJ
her: what?
Me: so when you cAme out to your mom
Her: (y/n)
Me: it must've taken her
Her: Dont you dare
Me: bi surprise
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: get out.
WallyWifu: you didn't.
Foot fetish: oh but I did
DunceMeMes: oh gosh.
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Foot fetish: wanna know something smart?
BakuBITCH: if it comes out of your mouth
BakuBITCH: it's not smart.
Foot fetish: go suck Kirishimas dick.
Foot fetish: anyway the chemical formula for love is
Foot fetish: C8H11NO2+C10H12N20+C43H66N12O12S2 dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin.
DunceMeMes: what?
Foot fetish:
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Foot fetish: let that sink in.
BakuBITCH: thats so fucked
WallyWifu: my chemical romance.
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Foot fetish: once I was sick and was prescribed for codeine cough syrup and when I went to pick it up the pharmacist was like "you really won't need that" and I was like "it's ok I could just sell it at school" and he was like "YEAHHHH A FUTURE PHARMACIST" and fist bumped me.
Foot fetish: ok so apparently he was my brothers old pot dealer.
Foot fetish: his name is scooter.
BakuBITCH: what the hell?
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WallyWifu: I don't want to live in a world where I'm not allowed to enjoy Shakespeare and ke$ha.
Foot fetish: wake up in the morning feeling quite hamlet-y
WallyWifu: grab my skull, and I'm out, I'm gonna act real shitty.
BakuBITCH: wtf.
Foot fetish:
before I leave over think if I'm on the right track
WallyWifu: cuz if I kill my uncle he ain't comin back.
Foot fetish:
im talkin trying to kill my foe foe I but instead I kill everybody I know know 9 deaths in a row row.
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Scotch: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all of the items you lost throughout you life.
DunceMeMes: oh my sense of purpose!
WallyWifu: oh my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Foot fetish:
my will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Crocs: I knew I lost potential somewhere!
BakuBITCH: mental stability, my old friend!
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