Bamboozled!!! ( Russia x Ukraine x Reader x Belarus)

Sweet Treats, Misfortune Leads

Hey guys srry abt not posting anothr chapter before. I went camping with my ppl and fell in a river. Nuthin bad happened besides trauma and my ears being filled with water. Anyways all the same translation below and enjoy.

(Your Pov.)

I look at Alfred and gave him a confused look. He grabbed my arm and pulled me harshly behind him. I intense my look of confusion towards him. He notices and turns to the man.

"(N/N) you shouldn't hang out with this commie right here. It's dangerous." He says in a harsh tone while giving the man a cold glare.

Now that I think about it, the Russian man looks kinda old...but young????? Ya'know after everything that has happened in my life I kinda just don't know anymore.

"Huh?" I say obviously still confused on what he meant by that.

" *sigh* You wouldn't understand (N/N). This man with torture you if you even look at him. Not like anyone is willing to in the first place." He says coldly. Ouch...that even hurt me.

The man also must've been hurt too. Ya'know since he looks like he shaking with anger. But all of a sudden he starts whispering 'kol' under his breath.

A few minutes pass by with an crazy intense feeling in the air. But of course Mattie my hero breaks the silence.

"H-hey (N/N) I think I saw an ice cream store nearby. Want to go check it out?" His soft sweet reassuring voice calms down the stress I didn't even know I had. He was always able to do that. Detect any stress on me and able to clear it with out any trouble. It crazy! Like some secret super power he has yet to reveal.

"Sure!" I smile sweetly at him as he takes my hand and starts leading me to the place. But suddenly he stops and turns to Arthur, who I totally forgot who was even here.

"Um Arthur do you want come with us?" Mattie asks him in the same voice.

"I'd love too but I should stay in case something...happens." He says sternly while glaring at the back of Alfred's head.

Mattie nods and continues to walk off with me. I obviously turn to look one more time before leaving and see the man pull out a faucet pipe right out of his coat!

'He had a pipe?! This whole time?! Where did he have that stored? Up his ass maybe?!' I think while walking not noticing that Mattie stoping right in front of me, causing me to bump into his back.

"Whu-""Ah! I'm sorry (Y/N)! I was just deep in thought!" Mattie says as he waves his hands in the air as if he was being held at gun point. Not only that, he called me by my name. He only calls me by my actual name if its a serious situation, besides yesterday morning. I was just in deep sleep because of the new video game I bought on my 'Off Day'.

*sigh* I remember that day, where I had to explain 'Off Day' to Mattie. I had only said that in my country everyone had an 'Off Day' it meant getting off from any work once a month and would spend it by rewarding themselves with gifts and foods. Then he got super excited with his 'Off Day' but then got super bummed out because he doesn't have one.

I missed those memories. But hey it not like I can't make more, am I right. I turn to Mattie and give him a goofy grin.

"Hey lets just forget aboot it okay?" I say while readying myself to run. Of course Mattie get playfully angery when I mock his way of saying certain words. He attempts to grab me with his arms but I swiftly dodge him and start running down the hallway giggling as I hear him chase after me laughing as well.

I turn around to see how far back he is behind me, cause ya'know...I'm faster than him. I turn to look forward only to see a lady with a huge rack! I try to stop myself from running into her but of course....I was too late.

We both fall onto the ground with my face stuffed in her...well..YA'KNOW!!

I hear Mattie right behind me panting out his famous words of 'I'm sorry!!!' Or ' please forgive me!!'

I try to get out of her....chest but soon realise........I'm stuck. I try to push her off me but when I did I heard her stifle a moan which made me blush harder than I already am.

Finally I unstick myself from her...big..soft...melons.. ' man how did it even come to this. I knew coming to this stupid world meeting would cause nothing but trouble. I'd kill just to be back at home on the couch with Mattie and Kumajirou watching American "scary conspiracy theorys" about the world and the government and whatnot and we would just laugh on how dumb they would be hehe man...'

"Uhh um e-excuse m-me haa~" I hear a tender voice in front of me. I look up at the beautiful woman to see here red faced with tiny tears in the corners of her eyes. We make eye contact but she quickly moves away but panting hot breath. At first I was pretty confused why she was like this but I look down at my hands to see me groping her chest. I stare dumbfounded while I continue to massage her chest.

"WAH- I'M SO SORRY!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!!!" I shout as I jump off of her but help her up.

"...it's okay but if you want....you could keep going I don't mind." She tells me quietly as my face goes full maroon.

"U-uh-uh w-w-whu-" I squeak out. I felt like passing out from embarrassment and try to control myself but of course, I have the worst luck in the world and pass out.

While writing this my uncle saw me and was like um ok. Dude I'm so embarrassed rn. Anyways i hope you guys enjoyed or smt.