Bamboozled!!! ( Russia x Ukraine x Reader x Belarus)

What the maple?

Soooo im rlly bored and got excited to make another chapter. Lik i said idk wat im doing and making thisbin my head as i go on so no judgement. Hetalia isnt mine k.

(Your Pov.)

"Uuuuuuuwaaaaa."I loudly yawn. I realized that I was in our hotel room.

"Uh....." I look around see that the room was empty. I jump off the comfy hotel bed and searched the room for the leftover food we had from lunch. I mindlessly wander into the bathroom and notice a note near the sink.

(Y/N) you had fallen asleep on the bus ride to the hotel so I just carried you to the room. Some of the snacks we bought are in kumaboro's backpack. Also if you wake up and I'm not here then I left to visit a few friends I'll be back near 9:25 or later.
-Matthew

You giggle at the fact that Mattie forgot Kumajiro's name again.

You wander towards "kumaboro's" backpack and took out a long cup of Pringles.

~~~Time Skip brought to you by ur mom~~~

I was watching AFV (americas funniest videos) until I heard a loud knock on our hotel door. I decided to ignore it because I knew Matthew would have the key to the hotel and if not, he would have texted me, but since neither of those had happened I knew it wasn't Mattie.

After a few mintues of laughing my ass off I decided to microwave some of our leftover wurst. As I waited for my food to heat up I heard the knock again but this time a bit harsher.

"Ugh why can't you take a hint man." I mutter under my breath as I focus once again on my food spinning in the microwave.

"BANG!"

I jump at the sound looking around to see where it came from. I look at the wooden door only to see it on the floor. I look up and see a man glaring at the floor as if it had insulted him.

I gawk at him as he looks around in the room confused and turns and stares at me as if I had no head. I looked at him confused and shock but  also a bit angry.

"My door! What the maple is your problem huh?" I shout at him as his eye widen "a talking polar bear." I hear him whisper with a thick russian accent. I look at him just confused of what he meant of 'a talking polar bear'. That is until I look at the bathroom mirror to see that I'm in my polar bear wunzee.

"Oh uh haha- I mean uh." I giggle at the fact that I was about to eat wurst in my wunzee and I would have never noticed. Suddenly I was laughing so hard I fall to my knees then laid on the floor just dying of laughter.

"Aw man that was funny haha." I say as I wipe a tear that had fallen while I was just struck with laughter.

Suddenly I hear the microwave beep three times telling me my food was done."Aw sweet!" I cheered as I completely forget about the weird Russian man that had broken down my door only cause I didn't answer it.

I take my plate and walk past the stranger and sit on the lilac bed, shifting around trying to get comfortable. I was too busy watching AFV to notice the sound of heavy footsteps coming towards me.

"Um hellooo..."the man says as he waves his huge hand in front of my face. Of course he had distracted me which kinda pissed me off.

"Eh? Why the maple are you still here?"I ask while I stuff my mouth with wurst.

"I should be asking you that, little girl." He say as he lowers his voice at the last part just to sound intimidating.

"What!?"I say sounding a little hurt but I also tilt my head in confusion.

"This is my room da." He says as he looks around the room"at least I think it is."

"Shucks well it isn't, Anyways when you leave can you put the door back, I don't wanna get in trouble." I say turning my attention back to the TV. Suddenly the TV goes black, I look up at the man who has the TV plug in his hand.

"Do you even know who you are even talking to."He whispers as he glares at you.

"Who-" I was about to ask until I heard a familiar shout outside the hallway.

"HEY DUDE CAN WE GO TO MCDONALD'S NOW I'M TOTALLY CRAVING 10 BURGERS RIGHT NOW!" The 'hero' shouts.

"You wanker, shut it before I make you!" A certain brit argues back.

"Guys please don't fight I don't want you guys to cause a scene." I hear Matthew trying to calm the two familiar voices.

Me and this random russian man look out the where the door was supposed to be.

At first I didn't recognise who they were but then it finally hit you.

The man who looked like Mattie was Alfred. You only know him because he came over once just to grab a cup of coffee with Mattie. Just for that reason!

And the shorter man on the right side of Alfred was Arthur. You meet Arthur when you were discovered. He seemed really excited to meet you and spent a few weeks with you and Mattie but he sucks a cooking and almost burnt the house down at least 4 times.

I was about to run over to them until I saw the look on the stranger's face.

"Пошло все к черту." He whispered rather harshly. Even though I didn't understand what he said I knew he felt troubled.

He looked at me as if he was trying to think of something.

'whats this loser trying to do?' I thought while giving him a 'you good?' Look. I realised he got the hint of my expression.

"I am not good terms with that man." He growled.

"Who? Alfred? How come?" I ask whispering not wanting to get in trouble.

"Well the reason why I do- wait you know him?" He asked while he started to glare at you.

"Wel-" you were once cut off when all of a sudden.

"Dudette?"

I turn to see the three men standing, staring at you. But then Alfred's gase goes to the stranger. Suddenly his eyes darken.

"Commie."

I honestly hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I'll try to post another one tomorrow and if not, probably monday. See ya.
Translations:

Russian: Пошло все к черту = damn it all.