"Emily, come over now! Just say you were having a sleepover all along! It's a fucking emergency!" i scream hissed into the phone. It was 3 AM after all. "I want to know what happened! Just tell me over the phone!" she hissed. "Just come over! And hurry up!"
"Jesus, fine, i'm coming!"
I sat there chewing my nails until i heard her car door slam. I rushed to open the door. "What the fuck happened??"
"She accepted it!"
"Who accepted what??"
"Billie! I'm in for the music video!"
"Oh, y/n! That's great!"
"NO, it's not great. Because we lied on one major point. I'm not a fucking guy!""oh shit, well you're right about that." she said. "What am i gonna do? Help me!" i said. "okokokokok... calm down. Ummm... ok shit. Ummm..." she said, obviously trying to think of something. "Well, lets just do the obvious. You need to pretend to be a guy." she spoke finally. "Alright, what a smart idea. Except for... i have boobs, and a vagina. And LONG ASS hair." "Y/n, I don't know what to do then! Just don't go!"
"No," i thought. "I can do it, you're right. Cut my hair, tape my boobs... i can do it. I'm not throwing away a golden opportunity like this.""ok, i'm gonna do it. Get the SCISSORS" I said. I was watching a youtube video for a "manly" hair cut. I was desperate OK? And with a snip of the scissors, my beautiful luscious hair was GONE. It was instead replaced with a short head of boyish looking hair. I snipped some random shit into it, and i think it looked pretty good. "damn, you look like a guy already." emily said. "I kinda like it, i think my hair is done." so damn clean.
ok maybe not as clean. But it was passable.
I slapped on a hat and some "boy" style clothes and checked myself out. "Nice..." still one problem. My boobs. Oh god. I mean they were never huge, and kinda small actually. So i wore a baggy, black shirt and a leather jacket over it. I tugged the shirt into some jeans and zipped the jacket halfway up. I looked legit. It was official - (zac) has entered the chat. (lol sorry) i was ready for next week.
The week flew by like a tornado. Pretty soon it was time to board the plane to Los Angeles. I said bye to Emily.. "Emily, i'm freaking out. I know i don't look like a boy."
"Don't worry!" she said. I packed you some stuff in your bad that you can use for every situation." she smirked after that. "ok... and i'm calling whenever i'm in trouble."
"sis, no problem. I got you. Or should I say bro?" she laughed hysterically at her "joke" and then she seemed to remember something. "Oh! i almost forgot." she took a was of socks and stuck it in my crotch area. "Wtf is this supposed to be Em??""Your bulge, duh."
oh my god i-
Plane CA is now taking off to Los Angeles.
"i gotta go babe, i'll miss you, call me!" i said, running to the gate. "bye boo!" she said blowing a kiss. I reached the plane, showed my ticket, and boarded.
Oh my god, things were about to get real.
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My Boy (girlxgirl)
FanfictionYou're goofing around online with your friend when you come across auditions to be in the bad guy music video. The only requirement? Be male. Jokingly, you submit a picture of yourself "as a guy." What happens when you are picked to be in the music...