The Silence Of Screaming

Muffin Maniacs

-Edd and Matt's House-
3rd Person POV
Edd pulled the muffins out of the oven and as he tried to walk over to Matt carrying the tray of muffins he tripped over the open stove and sent muffins flying everywhere. Some muffins cheered, "Freedom!!" when they went flying.
Matt shrieked as some muffins landed on him and began to crawl up his shirt. Edd yelled, "They weren't supposed to be alive!!"
"Aah!! The muffins are grabbing onto my beautiful hair!!!"
Edd thought he should check the box he made the muffins from. As Edd looked over the box the muffins were from he read that these muffins were to be only 'cooked one at a time' and 'were to be your best friend!'.
Edd facepalmed as the muffins ran around the room, crawled on Matt, and the rest were being chased by Ringo. Edd felt something poke his back and he turned around and looked down onto the counter behind him to see one of the muffins holding a knife! Edd screamed and ran over to Matt and brushed the muffins off him before hugging Matt. Matt soothingly patted Edd's back. "What should we do about the muffins, Edd?" Matt asked.
Edd muttered, "Throw them into Edwardo's and Mark's house to annoy them?"
"Let's round them up then!" Matt cheered as he handed one of the two conveniently placed nets.
Edd takes the net and lets go of Matt. The muffins were all running around repeating the words "Freedom" and "Revolution". Ringo sat with one of the muffins in his mouth as it shrieked bloody murder. "Let's split up, you go to the left side of the kitchen and I'll do the right side." Edd decided.
Matt nodded and began to round up muffins on his side of the room. Soon enough all the muffins were in a spare box. Matt grinned, "We did it!!"
Matt picked up the box. "Where should we dump the muffins in Edwardo's and Mark's house?" Edd questioned.
"The kitchen of course!" Matt chuckled as he walked outside and Edd followed behind him. Edd and Matt walked to the side of Edwardo's and Mark's house. Edd took a deep breath and opened the window and Matt quickly dumped the live muffins into the kitchen through the window.
"AAAHHH!!! MARK DID YOU BUY LITTLE DEVIL MUFFINS!??!!!" Edwardo screamed as Matt and Edd giggled together.
-A short time skip later to where Edd and Matt are back at the house and eating popcorn-
Edd was stress eating all of the popcorn extremely quickly as Edd was worried where Tord was and that he might have done something wrong. Matt interrupted, "Are you okay Edd?"
"You can tell I'm upset too?" Edd groaned.
Matt sat down next to Edd and Edd rested his head on Matt's lap. "Matt can I vent to you?" Edd asked wearily
Matt nodded, "Of course you can."
Edd sighed, "I'm worried. I'm worried that Tom is hurt or dead and we don't even know that for sure! I'm worried that I angered Tord when we talked to him at the café and now he's not coming back again. I'm just getting so anxious over these little things that it's eating me from the inside!"
Edd began to sob uncontrollably before he whispered, "What's wrong with me."
"Nothing is wrong with you. You are just being a good friend and a good friend worries about their other friends." Matt implied.
Matt bent over and kissed Edd on the forehead and Edd felt blood running to his face as he blushed a dark pink.
"Now should we watch our movie?" Matt giggled.
"Yeah" Edd continued, "How about the Cola documentary!!"
Matt giggled as he turned on the tv and the chaos of the house died down to a whisper and calmness overtook both Matt and Edd.