God, I Hate Him [Urahara x Fem!Reader]

The Introduction to My Hatred of Him

   Author's Note- This first part talks about past events while future parts will be of the present unless stated otherwise

My mother had warned me that my fondness for sweets would do me more harm than good. At the time I had dismissed it, thinking it was just her trying to get me to worry more about my weight. She hadn't been wrong, though I don't think she had this situation in mind. I'd never tell her this due to the fact she would start gloating about it, telling me how she just knew something like this would happen.

I had moved to Karakura for a new start and a change of scenery. Lady Luck had been in my corner for the transition. Finding a job and house hadn't been too hard and everything I needed was within easy walking distance. Everything except for a store with my taste in candy. While the popular name brand stuff was all fine and dandy, I tended to favor handmade or a little unique things.

But then I took a wrong turn while heading home, I didn't have the route completely down yet, and came across the 'Urahara Shop'. Nothing about the place gave a clue as to what its products were. It was fishy and honestly I think it's a front for the Yakuza or something. But outside of this store a little girl swept and when she looked up at me I felt like I needed to buy something or else she wouldn't be able to get her grandmother's medicine.

I was delighted to find candy in the store. I was delighted to find that the staff was friendly. Well two out of three, Jinta had a mean streak. If this place really was a front they were doing a great job at hiding it. Or least that was my thought till I met the owner.

It had been a few weeks after finding the place that I met him. Everything about him was suspicious. He had a strange and outdated fashion sense, hid his face behind a fan or in the shadow of his hat, and just oozed trouble. The way he spoke didn't help his image any either.

"Hello!~I'm Urahara, the owner of this establishment~" It was a voice that all but screamed 'I deal in shady shit but I want you to think I'm an alright guy'.

"... I'm first name..." His eyes had lit up and suddenly felt like I should have given him a fake name. Jinta probably would have called me out on it though.

"Oh! Our best customer! (Pretty sure I'm their only customer) It's nice to finally meet you~" The man moved quickly to the side of me and flung an arm around my shoulders.

"Uh yeah... Nice to meet you too..." I don't think he had even heard me, too caught up in whatever.

"How about I give our best customer a discount~" I certainly didn't mind the discount but apparently one of the conditions of it was that he walked around with me in tow. He grabbed the bag from me and put all the ones I usually get into it. I tried not to think about how he knew, my hopes were that Tessai told him cause Tessai seems the type to remember that stuff.

After that I quickly left the place with my candy and more money in my pocket than usual. The creep my have sent a goodbye my way but I was too busy trying to get away to really notice.

You'd think that since it took a few weeks before I met the guy that seeing him again would happen rarely. You'd be wrong. He was suddenly there almost all the time. The second I'd get past the door a "Well hello there first name~" would welcome me and he would stay right next to me the entire time. His eyes seemed to gleam with malicious intent and every word out of his mouth sounded like a threat or a sexual innuendo.

It was almost enough to make me question whether the candy was worth it. But creepy guy who might be yakuza stocked his front with the good shit. So really I have no choice but to deal with him.

But luckily Lady Luck decided to smile upon me once again, or rather Tessai finally took pity on me and told me when Urahara wouldn't be at the front of the shop. While making a stop at the store daily made it impossible to avoid him completely, I could now have moments of reprieve.

Author's Note- its less hate and more 'god, what a lil shit' cause Urahara is the type to fuck with people. although at the moment its more fear for the creepy yakuza guy but eventually thatll go away .
i plan for this to be a slow burn kinda thing but we'll see if it actually ends up that way lol. may accidentally rush it
each part is probably going to be more like drabbles than proper chapters. meaning theyll probably be short. again we'll just see how this works out cause i hate when something i write is short, drabble or not
originally this was a one shot but i kept imagining other misadventures so... the original was also a bit different