x1 scenarios

X1 with a baby (part 1)

/in a one fine day/

the dorm's door bell rings a few times.

Hangyul; aish, seungyoun hyung! just come in, you don't have to ring the be- AHHHH HYUNG.. /runs away from the door/ SEUNGWOO HYUNG! SEUNGWOO HYUNG!!!

Wooseok; /stops hangyul/ hangyul ah. what? what's wrong?

Hangyul; hy- hy- hyung.. where is seungwoo hyung?

Seungwoo; oh hangyul ah. why? your face looks so pale. why did you leave the door open?

Hangyul; hyung- hy- hyung!!!

Seungwoo; what???

Wooseok; /holds hangyul, and shakes his body/ what is it??? stop calling us like that.

Hangyul; ba- ba- baby..

Seungwoo; huh? do you think this is a joke?

Seungyoun; /comes into the house/ seungwoo hyung. did anyone came just now? seems like someone just left a baby.

Wooseok; wHAT? /runs out to the door/ hyung... it's real..

/everyone runs to the door/

Seungwoo; /carries the baby/ UWEKKKKK

Hangyul; hyung.. what should we do.. the baby is crying..

Seungyoun; milk! milk. we should give him some milk.

Wooseok; him? wait? how did you know this baby is a male?

Seungyoun; ayeee.. this is a basic knowledge-

Seungwoo; enough- seungyoun go and buy some formula. this kid can't drink a full cream milk.

Hangyul; but we have a low fat milk too-

Wooseok; gfdi, we have to be serious. this is a real baby. so, you both go out. buy a formula, with it's bottle.

Seungwoo; don't forget the diapers.

/the baby keeps crying/

a few moments later...

Seungwoo; ohhh what should i do wooseok ah.. this baby won't stop crying..

Wooseok; calm down, calm down.. /starts to sings lullaby/

/the baby cries louder/

Seungwoo; i don't think that will work.

Yohan; /comes out from his room with his eyes closed/ hyung.. stop watching too much baby boss. it's so loud...

Wooseok; ahh.. /takes the baby from seungwoo and gives it to yohan/ take this.

Yohan; what? /opens his eyes slowly/ what is this? AHHHHHHH-

Seungwoo; don't drop it you idiot! /takes back the baby/

Yohan; hyung.. hyung.. what is this? did you get your girlfriend pregnant or what? wait.. you don't have a girlfriend..

Seungyoun; hyung we're back! /while bringing a huge plastic of diapers and baby's stuffs/

Yohan; what- so everyone knows about this already? i'm the last one? how could you guys... /teary eyes/

Hangyul; stop with your drama, bullshit.

Yohan; don't hold me back. i won't be coming out for dinner- /slams the door/

Seungwoo; don't mind him. he'll come out in 5 seconds. wooseok- /sends a signal/

Wooseok; hyung, i heard we're going out to eat pizza today-

Yohan; let me in!

to be continue...