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Keith: wtf is this shit

Steve: excuse me watch your language sir

Keith: im 19 I can do what the fuck I want you virgin

Keith: I'm 19 and your like 100 AND I have had sex before you

Keith: shut your fucking mouth

Peter: BAHAHAHAHA

Peter: excuse me Peter can you nOt

Peter: I was here first

Lance: I'm fucking confused why are there 3 peters

Peter: I'm the one where tiny Stark exists

Peter: I'm the one with blonde hair

Peter: and im the one who was fat

Marinette: I don't..know why I'm here

Anastasia: Me either

Anastasia: well can you guys at least make it clear who you are

Peter changed his name to Spideyboi15

Peter changed his name to ohmyfuckinggodhefuckingdead

Peter changed his name to youlikebread

youlikebread: happy?

Happy: You called?

Marinette: what-

Spideyboi15: Not you happy, go back to work

Happy: Fine.

Lance: is everyone gonna ignore the fact that spideyboi15 wrote tiny Stark instead of tony

Tony: you fucking what

Steve: LANGUAGE!

Pidge: English you fucker

Lance: Pidge this is why I love you

Keith:^

Pidge: :)

Raphael: I love this conversation so much

Lance: a turtle

Lance:  a fuvking TURTLE is texting is

Donnatello: is there a problem?

Lance: I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES BESIDES SHARKS AND DOLPHINS

Keith: omfg can you shut the fuck up

Donnatello: wait you can hear him?

Keith: yeah, he's halfway across the castle and I can hear him as clear as day I FUCKING hate it

Marinette: wait, Castle?

Lance: yeah, we're in space

Raphael: I don't believe you

Lance: aLLurA! Someone hurt my feelings.

Allura: Who the quiznak hurt my boy's feelings, their gonna quiznaking regret their quiznaking choices when I quiznaking meet them Who the QUIZNACK IS IT?!?!

Anastasia:...

Marinette:...

ohmyfuckinggodhefuckingdead:...

Spideyboi15:...

youlikebread: I'm guessing quiznak is the equivalent of fuck?

Keith: you are correct

Allura: IS ANYONE GOING TO QUIZNAKING ANSWER ME!?!

Lance: I advise you come out and say it. Princess is scary when she's mad and will hunt you down..

Raphael:..

Raphael: I did

Allura: How quiznaking DARE you!

Keith: That's not what I expected

Pidge: something is wrong she would usually type a fucking essay

Marinette: wait, PRINCESS???

Lance: like I said, we're in space many things are happening and being discovered

Raphael: wait your really in space? Planets and all?

Lance: no you fucking idiot , I'm in Hogwarts house of wizards.

Pidge: imma Gryffindor

Raphael:...

Raphael: so you are in space

Lance: yes.

Lance: I'm also a Gryffindor

Keith: Slytherin for reall

Spideyboi15: Hufflepuff!!!

Allura: Pidge told me about these. I'm guessing I'm a Gryffindor?

Lance: YES

youlikebread: I'm a ravenclaw I think either that or Gryffindor

ohmyfuckinggodhefuckingdead: Gryffindor.

Anastasia: what the fuck are you guys talking about?

Lance: it's from a movie

Keith: a great movie

Steve: I know I'm very late but, language!!!

Pidge: English you dipshit and work on your grammar. I'm only 15 and I'm correcting a fucking war criminal

Marinette: 15!?! War Criminal!?

Marinette: I'm only 14..