Fitz: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Mason: What about school?
Fitz: Fine. Other than school. And no TV.
Mason: The TV’s broken.
Fitz: Then no computer.
Mason: I need the computer for school.
Fitz: Then no… uh… No Jay.
Mason: What?! No Jay?!
Fitz: NO JAY!
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Swagger: COME ON! How many times do I have to apologize to you?
Fitz: Once.
Swagger:
Fitz:
Swagger: No.
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Fitz: Are sequins tacky?
Toby: I’m ambiguous.
Fitz: WHY IS THIS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?
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Jay: How stupid do they think we are?
Mason: Sometimes Cam just leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Smii7y: I’m gonna buy Burger King to name it Taco King, and then only sell pizza there.
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Mason: Just bring Matt to me.
Jay: Well, he locked himself in the bathroom.
Mason: Just tell him I said something.
Jay: Said what?
Mason: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Matt: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?
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Swagger: Matt gave me a get better soon card.
Toby: Aw, that’s sweet.
Swagger: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.
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Toby: Matt, why are you sitting on top of the Christmas tree?
Matt: Because I’m a star.
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Swagger, pushing Mason in a shopping cart towards an escalator: Bye Mason, I’m going to miss you.
Mason: [Screaming]
