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preseason 2019-20 class

joey baker, duke SF, c/o 2018

- is perfect
- should have started
- had his redshirt burned for no reason
- my favorite dookie
- the ideal male human

kody stattmann, virginia SG, c/o 2018

- has a hot accent
- is mean to francisco for no reason
- has too much confidence in his three point shot
- cut his amazing hair
- grows a mustache on and off and it looks bad every time

francisco caffaro, virginia C, c/o 2018

- is legitimately precious
- redshirted because he broke his finger
- has the best bench celebrations
- is huge but also my small boi

alex o'connell, duke SF, c/o 2017

- my precious little gem
- changes his hair every two seconds
- too tiny to start
- a real small forward *snorts*

buddy boeheim, syracuse SF, c/o 2018

- cute boi
- pale as all hell but it doesnt matter
- an absolute sniper
- just look at that face

casey morsell, virginia SG, c/o 2019

- *squeals*
- rj version 2
- will singlehandedly revive virginia's offense
- will probably get undeserved shit for replacing kyle guy

vernon carey, duke C, c/o 2019

- will ball out
- is just like most duke players, looks tough, but is an actual teddy bear
- look at that smile

nate sestina, kentucky grad transfer C, c/o 2015

- goddamn boiii
- proof that i have a thing for centers
- but like look at him
- kentucky is lucky to have him