Y/N's POV
The year is 2011, you've just moved into a new town called Inaba. And the place seemed rather quaint and sweet. Your parents applied you to the local school and you've made some new friends, Yosuke and Yu were your best friends. And you 3 did everything together, one day you 3 were playing some minecraft and Yu had to leave since his uncle was calling him down for dinner, you and Yosuke talked for some time and Yosuke said something that made your mind linger.
"Oh yeah! There's this new detective guy in town and my mom wants to meet him, you wanna join us?"
You happily agreed and the both of you logged off of your minecraft server. You pat your alien named "kool-aid man" on the head and tell him goodnight, he tells you goodnight in hieroglyphics and goes the fuck to sleep.
The next day
You and Yosuke go to the police station to meet this new detective, Yosuke's mom had to leave early because of plans; so that meant yosuke had to follow as well. "Aw damn, i'll see you later Y/N!" He waves goodbye and leaves, you decide to snoop around the police station snd run into a smoking hot man, his hair was on the messy side and he had a cute smile on his face. "Good Morning." He hums, you awkwardly tell him good morning as well. "What's a kid like you doing back here? You've come to say hi or something?" His smile didn't fade away, you blush and nod. "Well, hi then. Now scram." He kicks you out and you swear in cursive. Leaving the police station.
"OHHH YEAHHH" your dog kool-aid man screams down the street, you ignore him and wander around town; bored as hell. It was the afternoon and after school, so you go back to the police station.
"May i help you?" The desk lady asks, "Hi! I'm here to see Adachi Tohru." You said, you memorized his name so you can ask to see him. "Uh, He's with Yu Narukami rn. So like, wait five seconds." She tells you, you merely nod and just walk towards his office; barging down his door, "𝓾𝔀𝓾" You say; "Oh! Hey, Y/N." Yu smiles and Adachi groans, "Whatever, yu get outta here." Adachi pushes yu out of here, "wo-woAH you can't just push me, that's it i'm gonna commit arson!"
"Hi, Tohru." You say, sitting down in the chair, he just nods; "why are you here anyways, kid." He asks you. "I'm here because i'm wanted for insurance fraud in 30 states, and that i just wanted to chat." You smile, "uhh huhh. Well, i can't arrest you since you're so gorgeous." He laughs, and you push your blonde locks behind your ears. "But anyways, you really wanna chat with me? Don't you have anything better to do in your time." Adachi yawns and leans back in his chair, "i will eat your internal organs if you don't talk to me uwu" you giggle, and adachi smirks. "Alright then, let's chat." The lights grew dim and he rests his head on one of his hands, staring at you.
You blush and smile, "Tohru-san, you're so kawaii >w<!!" You pat his floofy hair, and he laughs. "Give me your number kid, and we can chat from there." You give him your phone and he puts his number in your contacts. You say your farewells and blow him a kiss out the door, yuck
15 days has passed and you completely forgot to text your boyfriend adachi, he sends you a text
>The feet pics darling, it's been 15 days and you wouldn't want me to get angry, now would you? ;)<
You smirk and tell him that you'll send them later and continue your school day. Coming home late since you had to stay after school for drama club, you tell your mom that you gotta go play some minecraft with yosuke and sneak out of the house, heading to the police station
You sneak into Adachi's office and give him a warm smile, though his first reaction was to point a gun at you. "I saw you hanging out with Yu the other day, and you still haven't sent me those feet pics. Fuck, now i'm hard for no reason." "T-Tohru-san it's not what you think! I love you and only you!" You wail, he cocks his gun and grins; "say your prayers, Y/N." And shoots you, your vision grew blurred and faint; coughing up blood as Adachi held you in his arms, you sadly passed away from blood loss. "Wig." Is the only thing Adachi said before you died.
"listen here you little bitch i'll have you know i graduated at the top of my local junes after 20 years of hardcore training you egg, and you think you can challenge me? God, i could evade taxes on your ass as a snap of the fingers, or i could coke milk your ass into the shadow realm. But you buffoon, you absolute buffoon. You can't never challenge someone as great as ME! I am the irl nanako and i will GLOCK your ASS" Yosuke said sorrowfully at your funeral, as that was your last quote before you died. The audience clapped and everyone mourned your loss.
"Geez, yosuke it sucks that Y/N was dead. She was my best friend.." Yu sighs and Yosuke nods, "Yeah.. i miss her already." "Anyways, let's go commit 56 acts of Tax fraud!" Yu takes
Yosuke's hand, "bruh sound effect 2." Yosuke follows Yu
"Not funny, didn't laugh." Nanako smiles, "horny people have no rights." Adachi shakes his head sorryfully, "i'll never get those feet pics now."
"Eat ass." You say beyond the grave.
The end you horny people
