As requested by team truth, i am making a part 2 of this fucking hell.
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You wake up in a hospital, Yu and Yosuke's faces hovering over your body as they looked at you in worry; "Y/N, how do you feel?" Yu asked, pressing a hand onto your forehead, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP." Yosuke commented, looking at Yu in concern; which the silver haired male merely nodded. "Mhmm.. i see, well, Y/N we had to revive you with my epic ass black magic skills i totally didn't learn from a brunette girl with pigtails and pink bows :)" yu ruffles your brown hair, you smile happily; "where's.... Adachi?" You ask, and Yu shrugs, "yosuke?" He looked at him, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." He shook his head.
Meanwhile, Nanako was at home playing with some toys; Dojima was swearing in cursive as his nephew is gay and does crime with the microwave kid. Adachi was over too and stood there "😭😭😀💕🤪🤬🤬😢😬😎🥺😳😔👁😀📈👌🙈😬" Adachi commented, "🤪😎💖💖🥴💞👌😀👁👁🤬😘〰️🤝💘💓💓✌️😬🥰💕〰️" he sneered, looking at Nanako with a look of disgust; Nanako merely said "ok b o o m e r." And banished him to the 5th dimension with her stand za waruldo. Dojima did da whip and nae nae and died.
After a couple of weeks you leave the hospital and acquire the holy bread, "mmmm... scrump diddly dumptious 🤩🤩" you eat the bread and ascended to a extraterrestrial plain of life, "ayo vibe check." You kill Yukiko bc why the hell not. Yu and Yosuke find you doing a funky dance in the sky, "Y/N! Get down!" Yu shouts, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Yosuke follows along, and you ascend downwards to greet them, "♧ ☢︎☝︎☕︎☕︎☧☕︎☤☼☓☚☼" you eat mac and cheese, they just stare at you; "Hey Y/N, wanna commit arson with us?" Yu offers, and you shake your head; "nah dude, i gotta kill a bitch real quick." You walk off.
"I'm in the ghetto, ratatata, ratatata, AHAHHHHH-" Chie is having a crisis, you pass her on your way to the police station to find Adachi so you can slap his nuts and commit treason against him; vengeance baby. As you enter the police station you notice your dog kool aid man there with your mom, "OHHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!" It barks, and your mom tells it to shut the fuck UP. "Good afternoon, Y/N, do you feel better?" The secretary asks, and you nod; "uyeeyryyeyeyrjw" you plug walk off and find adachi in his office.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER." You shout as Adachi dances to Mindless Self Indulgence, he turns it off once he notices you; "oh hey Y/N how are you doing." He says, and you just stare at him 👁_👁. "Uhhh. Ok." You start, "i'm here to kill you." You shoot him with the water gun you stole from Walmart and he dies.
You then ascend to the heavens and do the crine nae nae dance.
