after yuerong lost her cookie she was oMo oMo jInJjA nEoMu SAD!!!!😭😭😭
then someone aka someone introduced her to the world of anime™️ and from then on yuerong was a wEEB like. a MASSIVE WEEB
she was hopelessly in love with an ugly ugly japanese man named takasugi even though he was not as talented as xu minghao and was also dead. thennnnnn
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one day takasugi reincarnated as yuerong's baby
yuerong was like skskskskskks takasugi????my senpai???? and she was in L-O-V-E with the stupid ugly fetus. However.........yuerong was very very nervous and too nervous to talk to takasugi
so she asked her amazing amazing better than anyone friend gi min for help
they worked out a system in which yuerong would crack gi min's toes to tell her what to say to takasugi
2 years later:
takasugi had amazingly cool and fast grow talk skills so now he was like eight metres tall
*crack* *crack* *crickle-pop*
gi min: make me a bowl of cereal
takastupid: ok lol
so takastupid went to make cereal. cos he stupid
and..........................hE pUt miLk bEfOre cErEaL
and at that moment, yuerong kNEW THAT TAKASUGI WAS HER ONE TRUE LOVE AND HER ONLY SENPAI for life
in short she wanted to marry him lololol
*crack* *crack* *crck*
gi min: you want to marry him
*cricckkkkkkk*
gi min: now
*craaaaaack*
gi min: ok then lmao
takastupid returns
takastupid: hi gaiz *hits woah, ends up spilling cereal on the $696969696969696969 floor*
*crickle* *crackle-crackle* *pop* *and i oop*
gi min: i love you takastupid
takastupid: same lmfao
yuerong was in jinjja shock!!! she was also very very angery that gi min had stolen her no.1 senpai and so she started cracking gimin's toes to make her correct the misunderstanding
*crickle**snap-snap**dingdong**malaxiangguo**giminhashair**KAKSKDKFKFKFK*
gi min: aldkkdkdkfktakasugiskdkfkkfyueronglskfkfkfkloveskfkfkfkfyoidkdkdkfkfkfkOWCH
takastupid: !!!!!!yuerong!!!!!!you!!!!!!!broke!!!!!!!!gi min's!!!!!!!!!toes!!!!!!!!!! now i jinjja hate you yoi are unstanned cancellt
then takastupid and gi min ran away and paid ten gazillion juhas ten cents each to poke yuerong to death
the end
rip yuerong
