"Parent's out of town, slumber party at my house! Bring snacks and a pillow."
Tate pressed sent as the phones around her beeped in different tones.
"You know we are sitting right in front of you right?" Danny lifted his top lip in a sneer.
Tate smiled at her phone as she continued to text them. Misha inked her arms with multiple markers and Drave ate cold soup from the can. Danny analyzed each one of them individually. When he got to Cleo, she just stared at him. Squishing her face with her hands as they rested on her chin.
I need normal friends. Tate's head shot up, "We are the closest you will get to normal." A smile played at her lips.
Did you just read my thoughts? He leaned back.
"Could I do this if I couldn't?" She wobbled her hands into the air. Danny tilted his head, not sure what to think.
What number am I thinking of?
"There are 14 million camels in the world." She looked away.
Nope, she's just an idiot.
Wait, did she just say 14?
YOU ARE READING
Oh Please.
HumorMy life but in an alternate universe. Same people, different names, and slight change in personality. Join Tate and her exasperating friends, on their journey to see how dumb a human can actually be. Skeet bro.
