one direction one shots

drunken texts #2

Drunken texts #2

Liam: Your drunk

You: babe I've lost my phone I can't find it anywhere

Liam: babe think of what you're doing right now.

You: no time for that! I lost my phone and can't find it

Liam: babe you are texting me.

You: so? I need my phone

Liam: I'm dating an idiot

You: did you find my phone or not?

liam: *insert face palm icon"

Zayn your drunk

You: zaynie ive found a new member for the band.

zayn: who is it?

You: SPONGEBOB. He's got a guitar and everything

Zayn: 👀 babe.

You: I love you. Squirrel! 👯

Zayn: be safe babe

Niall your drunk

You: BABE DRIVE ME HOME

niall: you're drunk

You: so

niall: the party is at your house

You: go away you stupid bird

You: cheese

harry he's drunk

You: babe?

Harry: WE HAVE TO GET TO 9 3/4 platform

You: babe

Louis he's drunk

Louis:harry u look sexy

You:babe I'm not harry and are you drunk

Louis: shh don't tell y/n but I love you

You: lou......

Louis: what

You:never mind