A Green Man, Thor Chases Loki and Bruce feels sympathetic.

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Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony is online

Natasha is online

Rocket is online

Quill is online

Parker is online

Thor is online

Loki is online

Bruce is online

Thor: LOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIII

Tony: What--

Quill: Oh boy

Parker: Wow!

Natasha: What is going on here?!?

Quill: Well, I showed him a couple of episodes of the Mask (real show) and I explained how Loki possessed the wearers body and now Thor is chasing him around the room.

Loki: Save me! D:

Thor: I can't believe I shared my pop tarts with you--a traitor.

Loki: I hated your pop tarts... remember? I spat them out...

Thor: What a waste! How could yoooouuuuu!

Rocket: The mask?

Quill: Let me explain...

Quill explains

Natasha: Ooohhh... Okay this makes sense but is also really confusing.

Tony: Confusing or not we need to stop this before he literally kills Loki with his new hammer axe thing!

Rocket: The only thing I want to know is how you Tony--

Everyone: SPOLIERS!!!!!

Rocket: Alright alright! I get it.

Tony: Maybe...

Tony: We could get something to distract him...

Tony: While someone else hides Loki. Who volunteers.

Natasha: ...

Rocket: ...

Parker: ...

Quill: ...

Bruce: ...

Steve: ...

Steve: Fine!

Steve: I'll do it!

Tony: I knew I could trust you!

Tony whispers: Still think you should have signed the accords.

Steve: Pardon?

Tony: Nothing!

Tony: Plan in motion in...

Tony: 3....

Tony: 2.....

Tony: .....1

Quill: Um, I can't believe there is a new pop tart shop way out of town!

Thor: OOOOOOOO WHERE!

Quill: Somewhere outta town.

Thor is offline

Quill: Alright lets get Loki out of here!

Loki: ugh! I can't BELIEVE I'm being saved my MORTALS.

Parker: Take it or leave it!

Tony: I know the perfect place to hide him!

A few moments later

Loki: Get me out of here!

Tony: Hahaha!

Tony: Your old cell...

Tony: And exact replica of that cell from avengers 1

Tony: Mwahahah

Thor is online

Thor: There was no pop tarts frown face 

Tony: Maybe it was the others side of town.

Thor: I looked EVERYWHERE.

Thor: And I couldn't find it!

Tony: Um...

Thor: And why is my brother in that cell from the first Avengers movie.

Tony: Because...

Tony: ... because he wanted to be...

Bruce: Uh finally its my turn to say something...

Bruce: must of been on mute... anyway.

Bruce; What's going on.

Quill explains... again.

Bruce: Oh so the usual crazy nonsense again. Nothing to be worried about.

Bruce: But I do feel kinds sad for the mask ... he's had it rough.

Bruce: When he isn't a lunatic I mean... 

Thor: I think I understand what thou has done. 

Thor: You have installed a pop tart vending machine in the avengers tower.

Thor: And you have hid it from me so YOU can eat all the pop tarts!

Thor: prepare to face my rattthhh!

Everyone has logged off in fear.




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⏰ Last updated: Jul 27, 2019 ⏰

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