Bitty Dust!Sans x reader

Vines

Something to make you laugh.... not....
🛑SWEARING🛑
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Levi: Girl guess what they got, girl guess what?
Y/N: What?
Levi: Life Savers
Y/N and Levi: *white girl giggles*
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Y/N: *zooms in on a picture of Dust*
Y/N: HES SO TALLLL, AND HANDSOME AS H*LLLLLL, HES SO BAD BUT HE DOSE IT SO WELLLLLLLLL-
Dust: -_-
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Cree: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMA!!
Jama: ...........I can't swim
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Yuni: WHAT CHU SAY!?
Halo: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a h*e.
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Gale: MIN-MIN THERES A COCKROACH RIGHT THERE!!
Min-Min: *girly screams*
Gale: I'm just kidding.
Min-Min: You need Jesus!
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Levi: Man, I'm too drunk to drive...
Levi: Can you drive for me?
Shadow Minion: *drives for her*
Levi: Thanks man.
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Halo: People are saying that I'm 4 or 9 years old,
Halo: I'm 16 so shut the f*ck up.
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*In Y/N's head*
Y/N: Levi? Levi? LEVI!?
Halo and Yuni: Oh my f*ucking god, she's f*ucking dead.
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Bloodrette: Please introduce yourself.
Min-Min: I'm Min-Min with a B and I'm afraid of insects.
Bloodrette: Where?
Min-Min: Hm?
Bloodrette:Where's the B?
Min-Min: THERES A BEE!?
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Gale: *Brings out Levi puppet*
Gale: *Badly impersonates Levi* ShAWdy i DOnT-
Everyone except Levi: *wheezing*
Levi: >:0
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*Y/N right before she kills her parents*
Y/N: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!
Y/N: *Fires up attack* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Yuni: Road work ahead?
Yuni: Um, YEAH! I sure hope it dose.
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*On a cooking show*
Levi: Then add two shots of Vodka...
Levi: *Pours whole bottle in*
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TV: Who's that Pokémon?
Dust: ITS PIKACHU!!
TV: It's CHARAzard!
Dust: F***********CK!!!
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Therapist: Release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind...
Y/N: *Dinosaur screeching*
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*Dust and Levi are at a sleepover*
Levi: Lets share each other's secrets.
Dust: Ok, I'll go first,
Dust: *smiles* I hate you.
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Levi: The next song is "Old Town Road".
Cree: Can't you play something else for once?
Radio: *gunshots*
Y/N: 0-0
(I'm already sick of this song 😂)
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Yuni: *Gets in her car*
Yuni: *sees a banana in her passenger seat*
Yuni: What the f*ck?
Yuni: YOU NEED TO BUCKLE UP, THATS THE LAWWW!!
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Cree: Can you please read #23?
Levi: No I can not.
Levi: What's up, I'm Levi, I'm 24, and I never f*cking learned how to read.
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Dust:......................
Dust: ...................Pipis Room......
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Dust: Babe, happy one year! *gives Y/N flowers*
Y/N:............I'm 27-
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Levi: I eat Cheerios because there heart healthy!
Levi: And my heart is severely damaged...
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Y/N: And they were roommates...
Levi: OmG TheY wEre RoOmMATes
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Levi: DRUGS!
Everyone: No we don't-
Levi: DRUGS!
Everyone: No, we're fine-
Levi: DRUGS?!
Everyone: Who invited you here?
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Cree: HE He~
Cree: That is not correct
Cree: Because, according to the Encyclopedia of-
Cree: *endangered fish noises*
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Levi: *lays seductively on Yuni's bed*
Levi: TAKE ME INTO YOUR F*CKING ARMS!!
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I hope this entertained y'all 😂