As of right now.... AFTER ABOUT I DONT KNOW HOW MANY HOURS ON WATCHING DBZ! Trf and issei were on their way to school and were... well, let's just say tired as hell-
Issei: *bang!* "ouch!"
While Trf was hitting issei's head with a wooden kendo stick for his perverted acts since he forgot to yesterday.
Issei: "*rubs his head* why do you have to do that?! Is being tired enough for now?!"
Trf: "kid, you know it doesn't matter in my opinion." He said as issei sighs in frustration.
Issei: "I'm so TIERD! Why did he force us to watch it for the entire night!?"
Trf: "because he is an otaku and because we were cray-cray... mostly." He said as issei just nods with a sigh as Trf drank from his flask before issei noticed he wasn't really that tired.
Issei: "hey uncle, why aren't you tired?"
Trf: "*sigh* kid... I fought in a war, remember? Every second of the day we fought, strategised.... and unfortunately killed. So I kinda used to not resting at all."
Issei: "That sounds... very unhealthy."
Trf: "don't have to tell me twice." He said with a depressed sigh.
Issei: "well, coming from you, I can see why. You like to sleep." He said as he remembers the time when he saw his uncle sleep in a tree, on top of a car, and somehow sleeping in the middle of the school courtyard standing up, which everyone was trying to figure out how in the world can he do that.
Trf: "kid, who wouldn't?..."
Issei: "true." He said before he heard a girl scream noticing a blond girl in front of them had fallen and was now accidentally showing her... panties. Issei now had a very little perverted smile before getting hit in the head again by Trf, snapping him out of it before he then went to help her with Trf following behind.
???: "ouch... oh, I'm such a cluts." She said rubbing her head before sighing because some of her things fell from her suitcase.
Issei: "do you need some help?" He said helping the nun up as Trf got everything back in her suitcase in a flash.
???: "thank you very much for helping me." She said as Trf handed her suitcase to her before she grabbed it from him and bowed to the both of them.
Trf: "you goin' somewhere kid? It looks like your taking a trip to Tahiti." He said seeing how much she had in her suitcase.
???: "well... I'm a nun who was recently assigned to this towns church from Europe." She said surprising Trf.
Trf: "you were born in Europe?..... do you know an old lady by the name of Muriel by any chance?"
???: "yeah, I do, She is a very kind person, although her pranks and jokes are a little... questionable. Why?"
Trf: "she's my grandmother." He said shocking the two of them.
Issei: "Wait! So my great grandma lives there?!"
Trf: "that's right kid. But not there exactly, I'll explain that later."
???: "so you must be Trf, the one she usually talks great things about. It's an honour to meet you." She Said bowing.
Trf: "the honour is mine kid, so... what's your name?"
???: "my name is Asia, asia argento, and May I kindly know who are you?" She said pointing at issei.
Issei: "I'm issei, issei hoyoudou."
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Heh, who are you calling uncle? (Oc/qrow/Male reader x highschool Dxd.)
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