Harry shifts his cowboy hat on his messy head of hair. Buckbeak stands tall as they approach the slytherins near Hagrid's hut.
"Hey pointeeny, dont you be a meanie, why you tryna give me trouble why y'all tryna be my baby, Eye"
Draco doesn't know where to begin, the shiny green cowboy fit the matching hat or the 'words' that he believes Potter is saying.
"I'm gon take this bird to hogwarts yo im gonna fly till i cant no more"
"Harry?... is that.. m8 wot the blooDy hElll?" Ron says from down the path as he now realises that the weird shiny guy is in fact his best m8 Harreh.
"Im workin 9 till night best way to stop vols buisness"
"Pottah? Are you singing.. Country?" just then lil nas appeared and asked if he took requests "Sure go for it"
"You belong with me by Taylor swift i know its not COUNTRY country but she a country bumpkin at heart"
"You're on the phone with your father youre upset. youre going on about somthing that I said."
"Have you ever thot just maybeee" My face is pointyy pointyy"
Lil nas claps his hands and ma'am from TF claps them cheeks (seriously shes so thicc)
Draco dies...... his hair a more natural shade of Blond. as well as big ol' lucy while dancing to Bet on it from High School Musical 2 and our Queen Narcissia just exists, truly our saviour.
"YEEHAW" Dumbledore shouts riding on a dragon in an outfit that would rival elton johns .
The End
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Drarry and Wolfstar one shots (Other ships are included)
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