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Lmaoo so fuck all what i just said. I was on some bs...lets get this story poppin bitches 😛

I was mad bitch furious. Like why the fuck you jumping my bitch like that's my fucking bestie. I put on some gym shorts a shirt basically my whole bout to fuck a bitch up fit. I went down stairs I saw Chris lips folded up. "Im bringing my gun" he said I was quiet. I was too mad to even speak. We got in the car. As we were driving I started to relax. Chris noticed and said "Baby we gotta stop talking to each other like this. We cuss at each other wayy too much. It's too aggressive. Im supposed to treat you like a queen." He said. Bitch i was shook. Is this some sort of sick joke?💀
Tf he on..he serious? Im not gon lie I would like being nicer even though Imma hood bitch 😗. "Yea" i replied. That's all I managed to get out. This nigga was flying like fr we was going so fast the car started levataiting. We made it to Jaylen's house.
I got out the car.The way this nigga was driving you woulda thought I was the one who got jumped. I tell her we outside and she opened the door. "What the hell" me and chris said at the same time. "I thought you got jumped wtf happen?" I asked.
She was standing there completely fine.  The only scars she had was acne scars 💀.  "Bitch Im pregnant" she said. My mouth dropped open. I looked at Chris then Jaylen then Chris again. "What you wanna be pregant too?" He said laughing "Wha- Ho- whe- bitchhh stop playing jaylen" i said. "Bih im not playing." She said "Who is the father?" I asked. She looked down at the floor.
"Uhmmm Dominick" she said. Then we heard a scream. Chris screamed and i turned around to pure horror on his face. "Not my nigga dominick bro" he said. "Chris shut up" i said. "Damn bitch we can't club no more" i said. "Bitch says who imma be bouncing my ass and stomach up and down" she said. "Fashoo imma be throwing that as-" i said.
"That what?" Chris asked. " I said imma be throwing that asprin down my throat after a hang over aha ha 👀" i replied. "Hollon whats smell?" Chris asked "yea Dominick cooking." She said.
Chris started two stepping to the kitchen. The boys started talking.
"Look at them niggas. Jelly bean booty asses." I said. "Gi- I cannot believe my brother and Chris got to fighting. Did he start shooting that popcicle stick at yall?" She asked. "Yeaaassss bitch how yk?" I replied. "Girl he called me bitching. That's what he get.
He treats me like the fritos in the variety bag of chips." She said. "Damn sis how can family do that?" I asked. "Idk he's always held an imaginary as grudge against me." She said. We continued talking.

Chris POV
"Yeaaaa nigga wassup. You got a lil one on the way." I said to Dominick
"Yeaa man I gotta do better. Plus Jaylen flip flop neck ass gon kill me" he replied. "Ong Tamia lil twizzler booty ass think she run me" i said. We both laughed. "Ayee look tho that bitch Kayla been spreading rumors 👀" Dominick said. Rumors??? Imma knock ha in ha head. Kayla was an obsessive one night stand that's built like an actual night stand. "What kind of rumors?" I ask.
"Maneee that cereal box said she pregnant bruh." Dominick replied. I almost fell out. PREGANT??? Ha shit was so wack ian even buss a nut to get pregnant. "Aye you bet not let Tamia find out 👀." He said. "Aye bruh fr she gon chop me up with a kool aid pickle." I said. Mane Im not too scared of Tamia but Ion think I would hurt her on purpose.
"Ouuuu this shit is done. The food is done ayeee. This shit is donee." Dominick starts singing.

"Nigga you sound like you got kicked at the back of yo neck ahhee hee." I laughed. "Nigga you sound like yo liver got tap danced on ahhee hee head ass" he replied. I stop laughing. " See you did not have to do that on folk nem." I said. I thought the food was done I look down and see pink turkey necks. "Nigga I thought you said the food was done. Why I see two pig feet fighting over a rib?" I ask. "Mane it is done. Youn want yo shit tasting like rubber." He said. "Ok but I don't want my rubber having blood come out of it" i argue. " Ight mane we gon let this cook while we smoke" i say. "Hell yeahhh nigga" he reply

1 hr later.

Tamia POV
"Yea girl I told that bit-" jaylen said " Bitch what's that smell?" I ask she sniffed and gagged. "Loorddd these niggas up in there cooking bird feathers." I say. We go in the kitchen and that mf on fire. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Dassit for today. Stay tuned for Daily Updates ❤. Ohhh shit wait..Yall wanna give me some Character suggestions?😗

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