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It's the next day, I wake up Chris is still sleep. I get up brush my teeth, put on some more comfortable clothes and scroll on my phone. I check my instagram and messages and then I came up with a genius plan.

Me: Bestie 

Me: Bestie wake up bitch

Bestie: Damn Tamia what is it

Me: I got an idea

Bestie: Ouuu what is it

Me: Let's play detective

Bestie: hmmmm tell me more

Me: Ever since I brought up Kayla Chris been acting mad weird. We need to get the scoop bae.

Bestie: bitchhhh yk im a pro. what's her last name ? 

Me: DAMN I don't know shit

Bestie: How tf we gon investigate and we ain't got shit but a first name :(

Me: OH WAIT BITCH SHE GAVE ME HER IG AT THE MALL

Bestie: Bitch are you replacing ME ???

Me: Bitch NO stay focus

Bestie: OK OK give it here

Me: kay2swa.ay

Bestie: Ight hollon you do ya research and i dig some more too, we can meet back up with what we come up with.

Me: bet

I go to her page hmm not bad 3,000 sum followers. I don't see nun suspicious. I follow her. She follows back about three minutes later. Then she texts me.

kay2swa.ay : hey boo, you the girl from the mall right ?

me : yessss, hyd ?

kay2swa.ay : im gooodddd wby ??

me : girl yk, im here breathing, living and shit.

kay2swa.ay : LMAOOO IKR 

kay2swa.ay : so ... what you got planned for today?

me : actually nothing, you wanna hang for a bit ?

kay2swa.ay : girl hyyy what's da move ?

me : we can hit up the mall again and eat lunch. i need to get some more jeans.

kay2swa.ay: ighh bet girly. 3:00 good ?

me: yes luv that's fine. 

I feel Chris moving in the bed beside me so I hurry my ass up and ex that shit out. He finally wakes up.

Chris : tf yo loose lip ass looking at

Me: damn yo breath foul asf

Chris: chill out bra yeen even have to say allat

Me: NIGGA STOP TALKING YOU TRYNA KILL ME

Chris : you ain't even lying, my shit do stank a li bit, let me go handle det

I follow him to the bathroom.

Chris: What time you tryna go skating

OMG I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT

Me: Oh ummmmm I don't wanna go no more

Chris: nigga what ?

Me: I don't wanna go.

Chris: WHY ?

Me: because ummmm I just don't feel like it

Chris: yk I can tell when yo pickle seed ear ass lying

Me: what ? stfu im not lying

Chris: so tell me why you don't wanna go no more

Me: umm my bestie said she not feeling well and she wanted me to come over there.

Chris: oh ight, what time you leaving

I looked at my phone it was 2:35

Me: Imma leave in about five minutes, I wanna go get sum to eat before i go over there.

Chris: Ight lemme know when you make it. Imma be on the game if you wondering why im texting back late.

Me: yo puddle chin ass always texting me back late

Chris: Ik you not tryna roast

Me: CHILE ANYWAYS I GOTTA GO

He hugs me and gives me a kiss, ouuu i'll do sum to his ass fr. I head out the door feeling just a li bad that I lied but w/e. I'm getting to the bottom of this.



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