I chase James around with a bat and he tells me that my wife is cheating on me with him and also that he is dating my daughter.
"RUBY I CANT BELIEVE YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH JAMES"
"I'm not cheating on you with James we broke up because he told me he was gay. Everything is fine Jessica"
"Who is Jessica then" I say with a dark aura
"Oh no"
....
We get divorced and I get full custody over Madi
While that was happening James broke up with Madi, since she was so upset she egged his house and got imprisoned somehow. James also told Madi that he has a baby with belle a random teenager who has no idea about who the father is
I get her out of prison and erase there memories with my alien powers
"Madi I need to tell you something"
"What is it dad?"
"Your adopted and I'm actually a woman and half alien"
"What?"
"Your parents helped me break into Area 51 but they died I was the only one who escaped. Your parents made me promise them to take care of you"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Sooooooo... want ice cream?"
"HELL YEAH"
Years later I end up marrying Jessica and turns out she was my adoptive dad and everything got really confusing
Welp this happened......
29th of July 2019
YOU ARE READING
Me and my friends making up dumb shit
Random... I just wanna apologise in advance 😔😂
