So this boy at my school, Fletcher, was going around tweaking people's nipples (nipple cripple). Then someone reported him to a teacher who came over and saw fletcher nipple tweaking. He called fletcher over and no word of a lie this is the convo!
Teacher: Are you fletcher?
Fletcher: No...
Teacher: Uhr yes you are!
Fletcher: So why did you ask who I was if you already knew?
Teacher: Don't try and be funny!
Fletcher: Sorry hard...
Teacher: Have you been tweaking people's nipples?
Fletcher: Yeah.
Teacher: Would you like that if I did that to you?
Fletcher: *winks* Yes, yes I would.
Teacher: *backs away slowly...*