Sanders Sides Oneshots {All ships}

1) Prinxiety Smut [Insult Kink]

{Prompt} Idea from @prinxiety13

Roman has an insult kink and one day he gets just a little too excited from Virgil's array of clever jabs.

They fuck, is what I'm trying to say, they fucking fuck.

Virgil->Top

Roman->Bottom
[I would normally write Virge bottom but this is a special occasion]
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Tw-Smut

Roman and Virgil walk back to Roman's room, they have been arguing for the past 10 minutes about what would be best for his future for a video.

Even though in the video they reached a resolution. In real life, they did not.

Once they went inside, Roman muttered something sassily and Virgil shot back.

"No, he should not run away to Kansas! What the fuck is wrong with you dimwit?!" Virgil yelled in pure frustration at his boyfriend Roman.

Roman could feel heat rise on his cheeks, oh boy, not this again. He always got at least a little excited in sanders sides thanks to Virgil and Logan who constantly insulted him in those videos. He didn't know why being insulted got him turned on, it just did. Now though, that it wasn't just apart of the acting, he could feel his member harden slightly at His boyfriends mean words.

Virgil crossed his arms as he paced Roman's room, trying to let off some steam.

"I mean, Kansas is WAY cheaper than California!" Roman tried to bargain

Virgil glared at him "It also has fewer opportunities! His friends are here! What the fuck is he going to do without them? You're so stupid!"

There it was. Another slight. It wasn't even clever like the ones in the script.

"Look, Todo and Dorothy are from Kansas and they had a great time!"

Virgil frowned "No!" he whined "You're so difficult! Thomas isn't moving to Kansas! Fucking bitch!"

Roman tried to suppress a moan but failed.

Virgil didn't notice as he went and screamed into a pillow. Laying down next to Roman who was hiding his erection with another pillow.

Virgil sighed "Sorry for yelling at you." he said peeking up from his pillow.

"Oh, it's fine." Roman couldn't help but think about how hard he was going to jerk off when Virgil left.

Virgil smiled softly. He moved to give Roman a hug "Imma go and sleep."

That's when he felt something, something hard. He pulled away, his face blushing hard and completely red.

He pushed off the pillow on Roman's lap and...

"YOUR FUCKING HARD?!" he yelled in shock

"Jee Maleficent!
ItwasanaccidentyoujustaresofuckinhotandlikekeptyellingatmeandIloveyouimsorry!"
Roman stuttered out and Virgil just stared at him, trying to decipher what he just said.

"I-I mean-...No? That's my sword!"
Roman tried to cover it up

Virgil, face serious at first, Burst out laughing. "You're so cute!" he said cupping Roman's face.