I'm sorry this was ever written

Chapter two = im regretting this

T w o  h o u r s  l a t e r———-

If svicidecvlt had known he'd be sitting in a angels house he would have dressed nicer and actually took a shower instead of spraying on that god awful axe body spray. He had learned that the woman's name was Helen but she prefers to be called granny Helen. "Soooooo granny Helen i noticed that you have a lot of pictures by yourself." "Oh yes my husband George had passed away two years ago and he wanted me to take pictures on our anniversary." 'Goddamn' he thought 'this bitch is even more crazy than I thought but her hot bod makes up for it' he immediately looked at her tits after thinking that. He only got a little peek at them before something rang in the kitchen "my cookies are done!" Said helen and she got up from the couch to get the already black and burnt cookies from the oven. Svicide took a look around the living room he was in and all he saw were pictures of Helen 'holy shit I'm starting to think this bitch didn't even have a husband after all' Helen came back with a plate of trashy ass lookin cookies I mean they were so fucking burnt the looked like the Jews after Hitler got to them. Helen offered him a cookie and he reluctantly took it 'oh my fucking god this better not taste like absolute dog shit' he bit into it. It tasted like dog shit.