I'm sorry this was ever written

Chapter six = oh thank god its finally over (or is it)

Later in the evening I don't fuckckckckckckckckckckckckckckk —————

How they get to cuddling each other was a fucking weird thing. First the heater fucking broke, second the blankets fucking disappeared like my dad did in 07, and third the coffee got cold. Absolute shit reasons I know. 'Ew I can't believe we cuddled that's fuckin weird' Svicide thought while trying not to fucking puke at the smell of helens perfume 'how the fuck do I push her away without hurting her?? OH MAN I GOT THE PERFECT IDEA!' He fucking pushed her off the couch.
Helen screamed so fucking loud the glass shattered. "DAMN BITCH YOU SCREAM SO FUCKING LOUD! WERE YOU IN THE FUCKING OPERA OR SOME SHIT!" Svicide regretted those words as soon as Helen kicked him in the dick. "OW FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU AND YOUR OLD ASS SMELLING PERFUME WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE!" Svicidecvlt fucking screeched at her so hard she fucking blew back through the fucking window and shit. Then Helen lost a lot of blood and she was slowly dying so Svicide reluctantly kissed that old bitches wrinkly ass lips.                                  

The fucking end.