Woof - a 1D dog story

Chapter 11-London

Before I start... I found this hilarious !!!

I was writing 'Cowell' and my tablet changed it to 'cowbell' HAHAHAHAHA

Ok....I'll shut up now

-Axima x

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Chapter 11- London

Sasha's POV

Yawn. I'm so tired. What a day yesterday. I had so much fun with Zayn and Perrie. Today we are going back to a place called England. The boys are on a tour. Well they were. They are finishing it in England. I've never heard of England before !!!! Its gonna be a blast !!

"Heey Coco ! Are you ready ?" I Yipped to my best pal

"Sure am. I've never been on a plane before" he yapped back

"I've never heard of England before !!"

The boys were packing up their stuff. Paul had to supervise because they tend to go crazy sometimes !

"Boys, the plane leaves in an hour. We don't have all day. Get your arses in gear !!!" Paul suddenly shouts

Hmm... what's an arse ?

I put my head to the side, as if to say 'I don't understand'. Paul didn't  seemed to understand. He just rubbed me on the head and said I was cute. Well, he had a point !

"Hey Coco ?"

"Yes Sasha ?"

"What's an arse ?"

"Its fancy talk for 'bottom' "

Oh

"Paul, you swear they were having a conversation !!" laughed Zayn

"I know right ? When Sasha yaps, Coco yaps afterwards. Someone should tape that !!" exclaimed Paul

"Yeah !!!" agreed Zayn

Sigh. I'll never get any peace now !!!

"SASHA !! COCO !!! TIME TO GO !!!" shouted Perrie. She was in charge of looking after us.

Time to go to England

*Fast forward to England. *

"Coco, Sasha to WELCOME TO ENGLAND !!!!!!" exclaimed Perrie. She was really excited ! The airplane was weird. It was very noisy and the food was yucky. I hated it.

We went to a place called London. I saw a giant wheel called the London Eye and myself, Coco, Perrie and her other friend Eleanor went on it. It went very slow. Eleanor loved us and then she told us that she was Louis' girlfriend. She was really kind to us. 'Us' as in Coco and I.

After the slow ride on the London Eye, we all went to see a giant clock called 'Big Ben'. It was sooooo loud when it rang. My ears are more sensitive that human ears. I had a ringing in then afterwards for ages !

Then we went to 'Buckingham palace'. It was where the queen of England lived !! Coco accidently peed on one of the guards because he thought it was a pole ! It was so funny !

After the tour, we went back to the One Direction house. It was huge !

I saw a huge sofa with loads of fluffy pillows on it. That is mine !

"Haha, look lads, Sasha has taken to the sofa !" laughed Liam

"Hahahahaha"

knock knock

"I'll get it !" shouted Harry

"UNCLE SI !!!!!!!!" he shouted

"Uncle Si !!!!" Liam ran over to the man

"Hello boys, hello. Now where are these dogs I've been hearing about ?" Uncle Si asked

"Over on the sofa" said Liam

Uncle Si came over to us. He knelt down and scratched Coco and I behind the ears. Ahh that's nice.....

"Well Hello Coco and Sasha. I'm Simon Cowell, but call be Uncle Si" Uncle Si said

"Hello Uncle Si !!" Coco and I chorused

He seems nice !

Now I feel very sleepy.....yawn........

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Hellooo !!! ❤

My chappies are getting longer !! Yaaaaay !!!

Another thing guys.....please don't be like "Oh yeah, we all know what England is and what the London eye is and what Big Ben is !!" Yeah guys you might but this is coming from a dog's point of view. And this dog has lived on the streets for most of its life.

Just wanted to make that clear. Someone criticized me over something similar before. If you don't like the way I write, they why are you even reading this ?

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