Woof - a 1D dog story

Chapter 12 - Vanessa Fluffykins

Chapter 12 - Vanessa Fluffykins

Coco's POV

I love love LOVE this new London place !!! Its huge !!! Sasha and I got a tour from Perrie and Eleanor, our new friends, yesterday.

"Coco, Sasha, walkiesss !!!!" shouted Eleanor. Louis and her were in charge of Sasha and I today.

"Yaaaay walkiesss !!" I cheered

"Its just walkies Coco !" Sasha said in this 'matter-of-fact' voice.

"Walkies are amazing ! You of all dogs should know that !" I replied

"Aww, they are adorable !" cooed Eleanor

"Yeah they sure are !" replied Louis

Louis put my lead on and then he put on Sasha's. Apparently its because London is really busy !!! Busier than Dublin !!!

Today we went to see Hyde Park. It was absolutely huge. There was loads of running space !!!

"Catch me if you can Sasha !!!!" I shouted to my dog pal

"Well, you took my tennis ball ! I have to catch you !" she shouted back

Louis and Eleanor  were laughing at us running around. Then Louis joined in with Sasha and I by chasing me. Looks like he'd wants the ball too !

We ran round and round and round. Eventually, Louis actually got the ball and then Eleanor joined in !

After a while we just sat down and watched the world go by. Louis and Eleanor watched the clouds and tried to make shapes (such kids) and Sasha and I are looking for dogs.

"Ooh Lou I SEE A DOG SHAPED ONE !!!!" squealed Eleanor

"Oh yeah I see it too ! Well spotted El !" Louis said

Just then a poodle came walking towards us as if she was a queen or something.

"Excuse me, who do you think you are ?" The poodle asked, all prim and proper.

"I could ask the same thing" I replied

"Well I am Vanessa Fluffykins. Who are you ?" Vanessa asked

"I'm Coco" I said

"And I'm Sasha" Sasha inputted

"Well Coco and Sasha, this is my park !! And that's my tennis ball !!!!!" Vanessa was getting angry

The tennis ball that we were playing with earlier was pink. Louis had just found it lying there.

"Can you prove it ?" I challenged

"Yes ! It had a silver 'v' on it somewhere !" she argued

This bitch was feisty !!! Oh bring it on !

I looked at the ball. It was just pink. No 'v' at all.

"Its just a blank pink ball" I stated

"IT HAS A 'V' ON IT. THATS MY BALL !!!!!!!!!!!" She was growling now

"Oi !! How dare you !!!" A woman said, I'm assuming it her owner

"Oh Mummy They are being mean "Vanessa whined.

Her owner obviously doesn't know what she's saying but her 'mummy' does understand the whines !!

"Do you own these...these....mongrels ?"she spat at Louis and Eleanor

"One - They are pedigree because we have papers to prove it ,Two - Yes, we do own them and Three- You don't own this park so stop acting like you do" Louis said angrily.

Ha ! Take that Vanessa Fluffykins !!!!!

After that, both her and her owner walked off, absolutely furious.

We all started laughing after that. Seriously, the poodle was just like that posh poodle in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2. And the owner was just like the owner !!!

I think I'm gonna go asleep now.... yawn....

Heey guise !!!

I laughed really hard while writing this. Its pointless really. But its still a chapter..that's funny lol. And its kinda short....Oh well.

Somewhere there, I know I said bitch. Yeah, its because a female dog is known as a bitch, not because Vanessa is a bitch (actually I lie, she was)

Still.

Oh and did I get Hyde Park right ??? I live in Ireland so idk about landmarks in England and whatever...so can you guys help me out and stuff ??? Your all so kind !!! ❤

Thank you !!!

I said Sasha lives in Dublin cuz that's Ireland's capital and I go there often to visit family and stuff.

( Do you really think I'd tell you what county I live in ?? Creepers. I never will so TOUGH SHIT !!!!!!)

Ok byeee !!!!!!!

-Axima ❤