[Parody] Assfeel Meets Joyceline (Fire Meets Gasoline by Sia)

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Assfeel Meets Joyceline

It’s dangerous to fall in love, but I

Wanna be with you tonight

You hurt me

There’s two of us

We’re certain with desire

The pleasure's pain and fire, burning

So come on now

I’ll take you on

Take you on,

I ache for love, ache for us

Why don't you come, don't you come a little closer?

So come on now

Rape the catch

Rape the catch now

We're a perfect match

Perfect somehow

We were meant for one another

Come a little closer

Thief and archer meet

Assfeel meet Joyceline 

Assfeel meet Joyceline 

I’m dreaming awake 

I can barely breathe

When you're here loving me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I got all I need

When you came back for me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I’m dreaming awake 

And I can barely breathe

When you're in love with me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Stay with me tonight

And we will rise

Like the stars in the sky

I'm Eve I wanna try

Take a bite

So come on now

Rape the catch

Rape the catch now

We're a perfect match

Perfect somehow

We were meant for one another

Come a little closer

Thief and archer meet

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I’m dreaming awake

I can barely breathe

When you're here loving me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I've got all I need

When you came back for me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I’m dreaming awake

And I can barely breathe

When you're in love with me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Stay with me tonight

But it’s a bad bet, certain death

But I want what I want, and I gotta get it

When the moon dies

Darken the skies

Hot crash, dead patch only space is left

It’s a bad bet, certain death

But I want what I want, and I gotta get it

When the moon dies

Darken the skies

Hot crash, dead patch only space is left

Thief and archer meet

Assfeel meet Joyceline 

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I’m dreaming awake 

I can barely breathe

When you're here loving me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I got all I need

When you came back for me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

I’m dreaming awake 

I can barely breathe

When you're in love with me

Assfeel meet Joyceline

Cuddling tonight

Sleep with me tonight

Sleep with me tonight

Sleep with me tonight

Eh eh

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A/N:

Okok I know you might think this is funny or weird or plain cheesy but that's how I daydreamed it during a test (yes OMG! How?! It was pathology some more!!) 

Anyway, this is my first real parody of anything. I'm not a singer so I can't make a video unfortunately (plus I've little to no time these days). Still, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I had writing it. The song is awesome; I'm sooo addicted to it at the moment!!! Simple lyrics yet somehow it gets to me.

Dedicated to Alex who first introduced me the song and my Dragon Saga friends or anyone who knows Assfeel and Joyceline xD

UPDATE: sorry I didn't realise that this was not published lol

Joyeuph~

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 20, 2014 ⏰

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