Avengers x Reader One Shots

Birthday Surprises

[Birthday Boi Thor x Hooman/Hero Reader]
This is for all my dudes and dudettes. I hope y'all like readin' cause folks, this is gonna be a long one. Enjoy!!
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I skip into the kitchen early in the morning and see Thor standing in front of the toaster. I smile, thinking to myself, 'He must've found my first gift.' I turned invisible and snuck over to him. I climbed on the counter behind him and jumped unto his back. He jumped slightly but caught my invisible thighs and held onto them. I made myself visible and wrapped my arms around his neck. He laughed and kissed my hand, to which I returned with a kiss placed into his hair.

"Good Morning, my sweet Lady/Lord (N/N)." He boomed, and a smile could be heard in his voice. I smiled widely.

"Good Morning and Happy Birthday Thunder Head. I see you have found my first gift." I said as I gestured to the freshly opened box of strawberry Poptarts on the table next to my note. He laughed.

"Yes I have, thank you Lady/Lord (N/N). Free Tart's of the Pop for 3 years is the best gift anyone has given me." He said as he sat me on the counter I had just jumped off of and turned to face me, hands never leaving my thighs. My cheeks turned a shade of red. My smile never faltered. Neither does his.

" You're very welcome. Anything for my favorite God. I actually still have two more presents for you." I say. Happiness shone in his ocean eyes. He smiled wider, if possible, showing his pearls.

"Lady/Lord (N/N), you have done too much for me. I have already what seems like a lifetime supply of the Tarts of Pop, what else is there for me?" I smiled, but just as I opened my mouth to answer, his Poptarts come out of the toaster.

I grabbed a plate from the cupboard behind me and placed the Poptarts that were next to me on it. I wrapped my legs around his torso and my arm, not holding the plate, around his neck. He wrapped his arms around my waist and walked us to the long, large, circular dining table. He sat me on my chair and I placed the plate on his spot. He sat down and looked at me smiling.

" So, Lady/Lord (N/N), what is my next gift?"

" I can't tell. It's a surprise. You're going to have to wait and find out."

" Okay as you wish Lady/Lord (N/N)."

~Time Skip - After Lunch~

We all had just finished lunch and I now needed everybody out of the kitchen to work on Thor's next present.

"Okay, now Avengers disassemble. I need all of you to get out so I can work on Thor's present." I said shooing all the Avengers towards and into the elevator. "As of now this floor is off-limits I had already asked J.A.R.V.I.S. to not let anyone on this floor so don't even try to push the kitchen button because it won't work. If you need anything from here, tell J.A.R.V.I.S. what you need and where it is and I'll send it in the elevator up to you. And Bird Brain, the vents are also not of any use to you getting over here for the time being. I have bolted all of the vent gates for now so don't even try to open them, they won't budge." I say palm glowing a magnificent cerulean color, showing I used my personal magic, " and Loki, don't even try to use your magic either cause we both know if and when I try hard enough my magic is way stronger than yours, that goes for you too Steph." I look at him, " and Metal Hawk, if you try and use Droney to see what I am doing in here I will take him and keep him, FOREVER, okay?" I tell him, and he nods with terror in his eyes, "Okay, now goodbye." I said right as the door closed. I turned around and set off towards the kitchen.

I got out the book with a few recipes in it that Frigga has given me a few days ago. I was almost ready to start until I remembered I had to go back up to Asgard and get the supplies and ingredients that Frigga told me would be waiting for me when I needed them.