A very good night NOT REALLY!

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Dewey and Webby can't sleep because of launchpad's Sleep singing so they try to ignore it but they don't even know what to do so they end up having their weird normal conversation they usually work with.

Launchpad:*Singing * I'm still
I'm still,  I'm still in my bed about it
I'm  not usually like this
I'm not usually like
But I'm still, I'm still, I'm still in my bed

Louie: LAUNCHPAD! WE ALL WANT TO BE IN OUR BEDS SLEEPING BE QUIET!

Dewey: Webby what is launchpad singing?

Webby: Dewboo launchpad is always singing.

Dewey: True..... But what's the song called?

Webby: In my bed by Sabrina carpenter ya goober!

Dewey: How are you sleeping through this?

Webby: I'm a heavy sleeper

Launchpad: Oh Mickey you're so fine you're on my mind hey Mickey!

Dewey: Aren't you annoyed by this

Webby: Honestly Dewboo I've seen worse

Dewey: Worse.... How!

Webby: Louie trying to Crump in his sleep

Dewey: Don't we all know what that is!

Webby: Honeybunny you don't want to know!

Dewey: But who crumps?

Webby: And I'm awake now! Also I don't know what Crumping means.

Launchpad: Getting to know you, getting to know all about you! It's a small world after all!

Dewey: Figured it out! Crumping is also humping!

Webby: How did our conversation get towards Humping?

Dewey: Because Crumping and Humping are the same thing!

Webby: That sounds dirty! It's like Crumping and Humping had a child and named it Twerking.

Dewey: Exactly they're a perfect fit!

Webby: This conversation is so dirty!

Dewey: Hey we've talked dirtier than this! But what is Crumping? Don't tell me it's something inappropriate!

Webby: I don't know! I just don't want you to Crump me!

Dewey: I don't know how!

Launchpad: Cause baby now we got bad blood! Got a long list of ex lovers! I'm sorry launchpad can't answer the door right now... why?.... Oh cause he hates you!

Webby: That's the greatest thing I ever heard launchpad say.

Dewey: Yeah! Crumping is the greatest word ever!

Webby: Can you name another great word?

Dewey: Crumping Webbigail vanderquack Duck!

Webby: Woooowwww! I want to hit with a stick I have under our bed

Dewey: Wait! You have a stick underneath our bed?

Webby: I own a lot of messed up things Dewboo, you know that by now!

Dewey: I know! Why do you have 2 sets of handcuffs and a hardware stick  that offers use?

Webby: Don't make me handcuff!

Dewey: I honestly think that would be cool to be handcuffed

Webby: I don't want to know what you're thinking in that brain of yours but don't get me involved!

Dewey: Okay fine!

Launchpad: Y . M . C  . A!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! I ain't no hollaback girl! Woooaaaahhhh Mona Lisa I pay to see you frrrooooowwwwwnnnnnn!

Webby: Dewboo do you one day want to invade Area 51?

Dewey: can I support you if you make it in?

Webby: Dewey you're my husband! I can force you to be there with me!

Dewey: Oh right! You're in control of me!

Webby: You make it sound like I'm abusing you?

Dewey: You're abusive towards me In your own beautiful way!

Webby: In a not hurting way right?

Dewey: No! You don't know your own strength but you are the softest.

Webby: I love you too hades!

Dewey: And I love you too Satan!

Webby: Does that even make any sense?

Dewey: Honeybun when do we ever make sense?

Webby: I honestly don't even know why I feel in love with you!

Dewey: I fell in love with you because I love everything about you

Webby: Dewboo I think that I fell in love with you for you

Dewey: And that's why I'm married you!

Webby: I'm married you for many reasons!

Dewey: Cool.... Can I Crump you now!

Webby: Dewey Please stop!

Launchpad: You got the best of both worlds! It's good to be bad! There's something about the sunshine baby! My best friends brother is the one for  me!

Webby: Fine!

Dewey: I know you love me!

Webby: I think I love you too hard!

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