Debbigail Love Story: It's Meant to be!

Am I Funny?

Dewey thinks his jokes are the best so he tries telling jokes to Webby just to make her laugh.

Dewey: Hey! My beautiful dear Webbigail!

Webby: Oh Dewboo What do you want now?

Dewey: I want to make you laugh

Webby: I don't know what you're talking about.

Dewey: I'm going to tell you a funny joke

Webby: *Sighs* Alright go for it.

Dewey: Okay What do you call a pig that does Karate?

Webby: I don't know Dewboo

Dewey: A Pork Chop... get it!

Webby: I can't tell if that was offensive or not

Dewey: Okay. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Webby: Uhhh?

Dewey: Because every play has a cast

Webby: That was pretty good

Dewey: Thanks hottie!

Webby: Did you just?

Dewey: Why did the bike fall over?

Webby: Because it was too tired!

Dewey: Aww you heard that one!? Why don't you tell me a joke!

Webby: Okay... Where do cows go Friday night?

Dewey: I don't know! Where do they go?

Webby: To the Mooovies!

Dewey: Aww babe! You're So adorable when you try!

Webby: Dewboo you'll be sleeping with your brothers if you say that again.

Dewey: Ok. I invented a new word!

Webby: Ya did? What is it?

Dewey: Plagiarism!

Webby: That should be a crime

Dewey: Hey What do sprinters eat before a race?

Webby: Umm? I don't know?

Dewey: Nothing.... They fast

Webby: Ohhh!

Dewey: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Webby: No! Not a chicken jokes!

Dewey: Because. It's a chicken and It doesn't comprehend the dangers in such choice!

Webby: Wow that was pretty dark.

Dewey: So why did the Turkey cross the road twice?

Webby: Too.. Uhh!

Dewey: To prove he wasn't  a chicken!

Webby: Aren't they the same family?

Dewey: The big question is "What does the fox say"!

Webby: Nobody knows that question

Dewey: Okay! What do you give a sick lemon?

Webby: Lemon juice!

Dewey: No Lemon aid

Webby: Oh so close

Dewey: Why don't you tell me a joke!?

Webby: Oh. I can tell you a science joke but all the other jokes Argon!

Dewey: Webby you just made me want to marry you all over again.

Webby: Aww I love you Dewboo!

Dewey: And I love you too

Webby: But why are you telling me jokes?

Dewey: Because it's funny.

Louie:*In another room*BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

Dewey: Yes I am!

Louie: Whatever!

Dewey: You think I'm funny right?

Webby: Only when you act a certain way.

Dewey: In what way do I act funny to?

Webby: Oh Dewboo you don't want to know about it.

Dewey: Yes I do!