More of a story time than a quote. I had a sleepover with her yesterday and she made us eggs and English muffins. Her muffin was still roasting so I started eating first. There was a fork on the counter in a puddle of butter so I laughed and was like "you left your fork in a puddle of butter" to which she responded "nah that's egg." Jeez I'm dumb of course it's frickin egg she made scrambled lol I'm dumb. So she picks it up and turns around to go put it in the sink. I look back at my plate to take another bite, very minimally aware of what she's doing until there's a small *thunk* and Emmalieee's laughter/crying. I look up an she's doubled over and I can't help but laugh like "what happened?" So she proceeds to tell me that she just threw the metal fork into the trash instead of the sink and didn't realize what she was doing until she heard the thunk. So I burst out laughing and tell her to get it out (I'm responsible for myself and her apparently lol) and she proceeds to tell me how she once put the milk in the cupboard. To be fair tho I told her about the time I was an inch away from putting my plate in the fridge lol. Then we went to the park, told the story to Corner Store, got heat stroke, caught a frog, got attacked by a massive grasshopper and screamed bloody murder :)
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