"IM SORRYYYYYY"
"LITTER"
"THERES BUBBLE GUM DOWN HERE" "eat it" "nO thANk YoU miSTeR mAn" -directed to me, a girl
"GRAPE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE" (multiple times)
"ITS A PUSSY HOLE"
"THERES A SAD PEEPEE!! MADI LOOK AT THE SAD PEEPEE!!! LOOK AT ITS FACE ITS A PEEPEE AND ITS SAD!!!! BUT ITS A HAPPY DICK"
"HAUUUUUUUU"
"Hu-mans" (multiple times at various volumes)
"I wAnT bUbBlE gUm"
"SHELBYYYYYYY DO YOU LIKE MARSHMELLOW?????" "I f*****' love marshmellows" "😆😆😆👏👏👏👏👏"
"ST PIEEEEEEEEEERE DO YOU LIKE MASH POTATO?!?!😂😂😂😂😂😂"
"AAAAOOOOHHHH ITS LOOKING AT ME!!!! *GASP* OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"ITS CUZ ITS A LOVEY BABY"
"Srsly what are you on?" -me
"MY LIIIIIIIIFEEEEE!!!!! CHEERIOOOOOOS AND CATERPILLARS!!!"
"U sound like squidward" -corner store
"HEHEHEHHE!!!!! MONEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
"heheheheheheh.... what?"
*sees me filming* "HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
"I'd appreciate it if u didn't do that sir" -directed to me, again (ps- I did not stop filming)
"OOOOHHHHHMMMMM!!!!! IT GOT ON MY LAP"
"'TOP IT!!!!" (She tried to say "stop it" but forgot the "s")
"IM A CATERPILLAR HAUH!!!!"
"BYEEEEE!!! BYEBYEEEEEEEE!!!!" (She was laying on the floor. Neither her nor anyone else moved)
"CATERPILLAR ONE TWO THREEEEEEEE" (she repeated this multiple times)
"FIVE THREE TWO!"
"OK GOODBYE NOW *my name*" "no"
"AAAAAUUHHHH IT DROPPED IN MY EAR" (a candy cane. She managed to accidentally drop a chunk of candy cane in her ear)
"AAAAAAAUHHHH" (multiple times)
"I TO SNETCH" (meant "i want to snetch" or "I snetch" idk that's what she said tho. Snetch=snatch if u didn't know)
"What if you bit your nose? O•O"
"I DONT LIKE YOUR RED NOSE REINDEER HAT" (to some random guy with an ordinary red baseball cap, to which he replied-) "it's not a red nose reindeer hat, you're drunk" yea probably is m8
"Ok. Buuuuuuuuurp"
"DONT YOU DARE DISTRIBUTE MY FACE. ITS MIIINE AND MINE ONLYYYYYYY!"
"GIMMEE THOSE WATER MELONES" (yes she said it like that)
*i throw small plastic thing at her which hits her in the back* *she flails around not seeing it behind her* "wHaT hAppEn-" *she breaks off as she finally sees it*
"OOOOOH THERES SKETCH NOTES IN HEREEEE. MADI U FORGOT YOU SKETCH NOOOOOOOTESSSSS. I LOVE YOUUU!!! ITS A BROWN BUNNY AND IT LOVES YOU!!!"
"F*** YOU"
"APPLE JUICE" (one time, very aggressively)
"f***" (very disappointedly)
"Every network, every star-" *burp*
"I CANT BREATHE MADUSOHN"
"It's greasy!!"
"OOOOH NAAUUUUHHHH"
"SQUIIIIIIIISHED!!!!!!" (x2)
"YOU DONT MESS WITH HDHSHEJDHEH" (I have no idea what she said after that lol)
"IM NOOOOOT IM JUST AN EMMA" (in response to corner store asking why she can't be like this every day)
"I'm sorry mrs st Pierre father" (in response to her calling Emma annoying and rightfully so that teacher really is a saint)
"I want more grape juice"
That's all I'm gonna put here. There were a couple other things I left out and a lot of visual scenarios that I didn't feel like describing. Everything above and more happened within a 10 minute timeframe. It was rather amazing. We were in school and that was def the best lunch ever. We watch the vid i took (which includes everything above and hence is how I know how long it was) all the time to laugh at the day emmalieee drank grape juice and was immediately high and drunk at the same time. Just prior to me giving her the grape juice she told me her parents hadn't bought her grape juice in forever and after this started happening I told her that this was probably the reason why.
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MizahOnly certain ppl here will understand but whatever lol it's mostly dedicated to them (y'all know who u r) but it's also to make the random other ppl confused lol
