BF: hey babe I have a poem for you
GF: can I hear it?
BF: sure, roses are red, violets are blue, your face belongs in a zoo but don't worry I will be there too not in a cage but laughing at you.
GF: that's so cute, want to see a magic trick?
BF: I'm glad you liked it, sure.
GF: poof, your single.
BF: 😶😯😑
