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WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BROKE MY MARIO FIGURE!?

CHIMCHIM: Not me hyung💖

HOESUCK: I didn't even go in your room

TAE: It's not me🤩

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: NAMJOON YOU FUCKING PRICK

DIMPLEBOY: ??

HOESUCK: LMAO

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: FUCK YOU BASTARD

HOESUCK: YAY DRAMA

DIMPLEBOY: wHAT?

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: YOU'RE THE ONLY WHO DIDN'T ANSWER SO IT'S YOU

DIMPLEBOY: I DIDN'T ANSWER BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

CHIMCHIM: And he left a surprise for us there

TAE: Don't go in the bathroom for the next 25 years

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: ..I HopE yOU dIE.

DIMPLEBOY: WHAT DID I DO?

JUNGCOCK: Wait Lmao

JUNGCOCK: Guys look what i found in the trashcan😂

JUNGCOCK:

HOESUCK: Ufff

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HOESUCK: Ufff

CHIMCHIM: Ouch😬

DIMPLEBOY: IT'S NOT ME

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: THEN WHO IS IT!? TAEHYUNG!?

TAE: I'm sorry hyung, but it's actually not me😬

CHIMCHIM: He's right
😤

MINGENIUS: It's not Taehyung.

MINGENIUS: It's Namjoon.

DIMPLEBOY: NO IT'S NOT!

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: SHUT UP!!!!! IT'S YOU!!!

DIMPLWBOY: YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOONGI HYUNG!

HOESUCK: ☕☕☕ *Sips*

JUNGCOCK: *Brings popcorn*

CHIMCHIM: *Joins Kookie* ❤

JUNGCOCK: 🙄

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: HE'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT PABO.

DIMPLEBOY: Hyung i swear to god

MINGENIUS: That it's you.

DIMPLEBOY: THAT IT'S NOT ME.

TAE: OMG I'M NOT THE ONE MAKING TROUBLE TODAY!

HOESUCK: Congrats Tae!

CHIMCHIM: YEAH CONGRATS😱

JUNCOCK: ❤❤❤

CHIMCHIM: Whatever🙄

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Just say that it's you Namjoon

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Then i'll maybe spare your life

DIMPLEBOY: IT'S NOT ME!

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: SURE

JUNGCOCK: Am i the only one who can hear someone laughing like a kitten?

HOESUCK: Nope

TAE: I can hear it too

CHIMCHIM: KITTEN!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

MINGENIUS: ..Are you guys getting a divorce or what?

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: YES.

DIMPLEBOY: NO!

WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Pack your stuff kids, we're leaving

DIMPLEBOY: OVER A MARIO FIGURE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK!?

DIMPLEBOY: OH C'MON!

But little did they know that it was Yoongi all along trying to get Jin and Namjoon divorced so Hoseok could get homeless and then so Yoongi could offer Hoseok to live with him. ALONE.

tHE eND.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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