WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BROKE MY MARIO FIGURE!?
CHIMCHIM: Not me hyung💖
HOESUCK: I didn't even go in your room
TAE: It's not me🤩
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: NAMJOON YOU FUCKING PRICK
DIMPLEBOY: ??
HOESUCK: LMAO
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: FUCK YOU BASTARD
HOESUCK: YAY DRAMA
DIMPLEBOY: wHAT?
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: YOU'RE THE ONLY WHO DIDN'T ANSWER SO IT'S YOU
DIMPLEBOY: I DIDN'T ANSWER BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
CHIMCHIM: And he left a surprise for us there
TAE: Don't go in the bathroom for the next 25 years
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: ..I HopE yOU dIE.
DIMPLEBOY: WHAT DID I DO?
JUNGCOCK: Wait Lmao
JUNGCOCK: Guys look what i found in the trashcan😂
JUNGCOCK:
HOESUCK: Ufff
CHIMCHIM: Ouch😬
DIMPLEBOY: IT'S NOT ME
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: THEN WHO IS IT!? TAEHYUNG!?
TAE: I'm sorry hyung, but it's actually not me😬
CHIMCHIM: He's right
😤MINGENIUS: It's not Taehyung.
MINGENIUS: It's Namjoon.
DIMPLEBOY: NO IT'S NOT!
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: SHUT UP!!!!! IT'S YOU!!!
DIMPLWBOY: YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOONGI HYUNG!
HOESUCK: ☕☕☕ *Sips*
JUNGCOCK: *Brings popcorn*
CHIMCHIM: *Joins Kookie* ❤
JUNGCOCK: 🙄
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: HE'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT PABO.
DIMPLEBOY: Hyung i swear to god
MINGENIUS: That it's you.
DIMPLEBOY: THAT IT'S NOT ME.
TAE: OMG I'M NOT THE ONE MAKING TROUBLE TODAY!
HOESUCK: Congrats Tae!
CHIMCHIM: YEAH CONGRATS😱
JUNCOCK: ❤❤❤
CHIMCHIM: Whatever🙄
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Just say that it's you Namjoon
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Then i'll maybe spare your life
DIMPLEBOY: IT'S NOT ME!
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: SURE
JUNGCOCK: Am i the only one who can hear someone laughing like a kitten?
HOESUCK: Nope
TAE: I can hear it too
CHIMCHIM: KITTEN!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰
MINGENIUS: ..Are you guys getting a divorce or what?
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: YES.
DIMPLEBOY: NO!
WORLDWIDEHANDSOME: Pack your stuff kids, we're leaving
DIMPLEBOY: OVER A MARIO FIGURE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK!?
DIMPLEBOY: OH C'MON!
But little did they know that it was Yoongi all along trying to get Jin and Namjoon divorced so Hoseok could get homeless and then so Yoongi could offer Hoseok to live with him. ALONE.
tHE eND.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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