Who Broke the Coffee Stand???

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R. Freddy: So. Who broke it?
Everyone: .....
R. Freddy: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
SP (security Puppet): I did. I broke it...
R. Freddy: No. No, you didn't.
SP: *pouts*
R. Freddy: FT Freddy?
FT Freddy: Don't look at me. Look at FT Foxy.
FT Foxy: What?! I didn't break it.
FT Freddy: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
FT Foxy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
FT Freddy: Suspicious.
FT Foxy: No, it's not!
Minda: If it matters, probably not... but Ari was the last one to use it.
me(Ari): *gasps* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Minda: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
me(Ari): I use the Microwave to heat up my Poptarts. Everyone knows that, Minda!
SP: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, R. Freddy.
R. Freddy: No. Who broke it?
Lefty: [whispering] R. Freddy, Bryan's been awfully quiet...
Bryan: *one eye turns red so that means that Evil Bryan is there too* Really?!
Lefty: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *starts fighting in the background*
R. Freddy: ...
R. Freddy: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.... I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *looks over at them* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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