Exposing eachother's secrets

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Jazmine: Hey guys, let's expose eachother's secrets

(Everyone agreed)

Riley: Cindy hasn't shaved since 2003

Cindy: NIGGGAAA

Jazmine: Oh damn lmao

Caeser: That is one hairy Billie Eillish wanna be

Arizona: LMAO

Jazmine: Huey knows how to twerk

Caesar: WAIT WHAT

Riley: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TWERK

Huey: I don't wanna talk about it...

Caesar: Once Arizona lit the ground on fire and started pole dancing

Cindy: Oh shit we had a stripper pole here this whole time why did nobody tell me and Jazmine

Jazmine: Oh shit, why didn't y'all tell us

Huey: Uhhhh what-

Riley: Hold up holdup...what now?

Jazmine: Uhhhh me and Cindy know how to dance on a pole-

Huey: WHY AND WHEN 

Riley: I mean...if y'all doin this tonight...I'll watch

Huey: Same I mean like....work can wait

Caesar: I mean...it wouldn't hurt to watch

Cindy: Oh by the way, Riley cried when he watched the Titanic

Riley: And there go my nigga points

Caesar: Arizona almost killed Huey in his sleep once

Huey: You did what now

Arizona: Soooo remember when us girls had to go to the mall and you said I couldn't get a puppy?

Huey: Yes?

Arizona: I was upset that day and Caesar had to stop me from killing you

Huey: Arizona, you are allergic to puppies

Arizona: So? It's still a puppy

Huey: I'm gonna be going to prison for murder if y'all don't quit being so FUCKING STUPID

Jazmine: Once Huey tried to snort a line of pixie sticks

Huey: I WAS HIGH OKAY

Caesar: Once I caught Huey crying to lil peep

Huey: DON'T TELL THEM THAT

Jazmine: Oh yeah when Huey was being a lil emo and was getting drunk and high while listening to lil peep and x?

Caesar: Yeah

Huey: god fucking dammit

Caesar: I heard Huey singing Mxmtoon

Riley: Okay, I'm not gonna tell y'all that he did because what he would do was actually very depressing but back when Huey was 12, he would get called chubby or fat and he took it seriously and went through a very depressing phase at 12

Arizona: Okay uh I once got Caesar trying to climb our fucking bookshelf

Huey: I thought you said he was trying to fuck our bookshelf-

Caesar: I fucked a tree once-

Jazmine: Yeah we watched you

Jazmine: Huey is related to XXTENTACION

Huey: I WAS GONNA KEEP THAT A SECRET

Arizona: WHAAAA

Caesar: OH MEH GURD

Cindy: EUIBFEBJFNRURJFURIBURURUGBRBGRBUBFIBFR

Jazmine: Lol, sorry babe

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